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Previously on "50 Shades Of Andy Gray NSFW"

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  • oscarose
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Hold on . . . you mean aliens are watching me doing that stuff?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by oscarose View Post
    What would our alien friends think looking down on the earth, watching affluent monkeys tying each other up and dishing out whippings for sexual gratification, whilst poorer monkeys starve on the other side of the planet?

    Hold on . . . you mean aliens are watching me doing that stuff?

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  • oscarose
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post


    Take a bow son.
    What would our alien friends think looking down on the earth, watching affluent monkeys tying each other up and dishing out whippings for sexual gratification, whilst poorer monkeys starve on the other side of the planet?

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by oscarose View Post
    Most human potential is lost through animal desires.

    HTH



    Take a bow son.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Robot cleaners.

    HTH
    I prefer dirty robots

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    What's the solution to that then. Abstinence?
    Robot cleaners.

    HTH

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  • VirtualMonkey
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    What's the solution to that then. Abstinence?
    Marriage

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by oscarose View Post
    Most human potential is lost through animal desires.

    HTH

    What's the solution to that then. Abstinence?

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  • oscarose
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    Most human potential is lost through animal desires.

    HTH

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  • oracleslave
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    He wrenches her thong off. He notices her yeast wallet is completely shaven, it looks like Ross Kemp yawning. “That’s a clear cut chance!

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  • gingerjedi
    started a topic 50 Shades Of Andy Gray NSFW

    50 Shades Of Andy Gray NSFW

    https://twitter.com/50soandygray

    "After the five hour romp, they shared a cigarette. "Was I any good?" she asked nervously. "You'd struggle on a cold night at The Britannia"

    "Suddenly he stopped pounding her. Something was wrong. "Your condom" she said red faced "it came off in me." He grinned "pick that one out!"

    "You can put it anywhere you want" she whispered. He slid his pants to his knees and threw his fleshy column into her mouth. "Top drawer!"

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