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50 Shades Of Andy Gray NSFW

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    50 Shades Of Andy Gray NSFW

    https://twitter.com/50soandygray

    "After the five hour romp, they shared a cigarette. "Was I any good?" she asked nervously. "You'd struggle on a cold night at The Britannia"

    "Suddenly he stopped pounding her. Something was wrong. "Your condom" she said red faced "it came off in me." He grinned "pick that one out!"

    "You can put it anywhere you want" she whispered. He slid his pants to his knees and threw his fleshy column into her mouth. "Top drawer!"
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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    He wrenches her thong off. He notices her yeast wallet is completely shaven, it looks like Ross Kemp yawning. “That’s a clear cut chance!

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      #3
      Most human potential is lost through animal desires.

      HTH

      one day at a time

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        #4
        Originally posted by oscarose View Post
        Most human potential is lost through animal desires.

        HTH

        What's the solution to that then. Abstinence?

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          #5
          Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
          What's the solution to that then. Abstinence?
          Marriage
          Your friendly neighbourhood VirtualMonkey - Not giving financial advice since...well...ever.

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            #6
            Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
            What's the solution to that then. Abstinence?
            Robot cleaners.

            HTH

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Robot cleaners.

              HTH
              I prefer dirty robots

              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                Originally posted by oscarose View Post
                Most human potential is lost through animal desires.

                HTH



                Take a bow son.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post


                  Take a bow son.
                  What would our alien friends think looking down on the earth, watching affluent monkeys tying each other up and dishing out whippings for sexual gratification, whilst poorer monkeys starve on the other side of the planet?

                  one day at a time

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by oscarose View Post
                    What would our alien friends think looking down on the earth, watching affluent monkeys tying each other up and dishing out whippings for sexual gratification, whilst poorer monkeys starve on the other side of the planet?

                    Hold on . . . you mean aliens are watching me doing that stuff?

                    The vegetarian option.

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