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aussielong replied

13 July 2012, 10:10
Originally posted by aussielong

This chancer has been flown in from overseas on top dollar.

Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Coming from an Aussie

What's up, is she a Kiwi

You are making the assumption that i'm working outside of Australia. Incorrect.
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SimonMac replied

13 July 2012, 09:55
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Coming from an Aussie

What's up, is she a Kiwi
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BA to the Stars replied

13 July 2012, 09:55
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

This chancer has been flown in from overseas on top dollar.

Coming from an Aussie

What's up, is she a Kiwi
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sasguru replied

13 July 2012, 08:59
Originally posted by escapeUK View Post

I think I spotted the problem. I once worked with an intelligent woman (just the once), she was qualified in both English and German accounts and naturally was fluent in German too. I was impressed. She than married a Muslim man and they moved to his country of origin where she has to cover herself up and stay at home as you cant be an female accountant there.

I agree with your point about 1/1000.

The self-knowledge is not great in this one.
It's plain for all to see why you're single and such a loser.
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eek replied

13 July 2012, 08:44
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Do you also dislike cyclists, gay people and the French, perchance?

Surely the question is:-

Do you like Gladiators?
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BrilloPad replied

13 July 2012, 08:22
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Do you also dislike cyclists, gay people and the French, perchance?

Everyone in the UK hates the French.
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SimonMac replied

13 July 2012, 08:01
Do you work with this guy?

View Profile: BusinessAnalyst2012 - Contractor UK Bulletin Board
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Old Greg replied

13 July 2012, 07:26
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

I have not been benched in 8 years of contracting. Unlike your disastrous career.

Oi! Suity is maverick.
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aussielong replied

13 July 2012, 07:17
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Yep, thought so. Benchville next stop.

I have not been benched in 8 years of contracting. Unlike your disastrous career.
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aussielong replied

13 July 2012, 07:16
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

She is running rings round you.
she is clever.
She is prolly fit and knobing the IT director.

Tread carefully, as in stop gobbling off about her in meetings while her back is turned.

JSL.

What do you mean gobbling off? Are you gobbling off your boss?
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mudskipper replied

13 July 2012, 07:16
Originally posted by escapeUK View Post

I think I spotted the problem. I once worked with an intelligent woman (just the once), she was qualified in both English and German accounts and naturally was fluent in German too. I was impressed. She than married a Muslim man and they moved to his country of origin where she has to cover herself up and stay at home as you cant be an female accountant there.

I agree with your point about 1/1000.

Do you also dislike cyclists, gay people and the French, perchance?
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escapeUK replied

13 July 2012, 06:59
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

shouldn't she be ferreting out the useful stuff for me? Also, it's becoming clear this blagger does not even understand the business and is learning on the job.

I think I spotted the problem. I once worked with an intelligent woman (just the once), she was qualified in both English and German accounts and naturally was fluent in German too. I was impressed. She than married a Muslim man and they moved to his country of origin where she has to cover herself up and stay at home as you cant be an female accountant there.

I agree with your point about 1/1000.
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suityou01 replied

13 July 2012, 06:52
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

Actually, I openly express this (slightly tongue in cheek) opinion to the BAs. I haven't made any friends!

Yep, thought so. Benchville next stop.
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suityou01 replied

13 July 2012, 06:51
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

This chancer has been flown in from overseas on top dollar. Accommodation and food paid for in a flash city centre pad.

Useless. Cannot even do decent fact finding. Lazy on top of it. Sends out random documents for my review that take ages to read, and have very little relevant info in them - shouldn't she be ferreting out the useful stuff for me? Also, it's becoming clear this blagger does not even understand the business and is learning on the job.

Parasites. Feeding off the weaker developers. 1/100 is worth their pay. For God sakes, it's only Q&A. You just have to ask the right questions (which most of them cannot do).

Rant over.

She is running rings round you.
she is clever.
She is prolly fit and knobing the IT director.

Tread carefully, as in stop gobbling off about her in meetings while her back is turned.

JSL.
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aussielong replied

13 July 2012, 06:46
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Immune to your charms?

Actually, I openly express this (slightly tongue in cheek) opinion to the BAs. I haven't made any friends!
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