Here he is at the height of his powers - he's but a shadow of his former self now
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Previously on "Tom Cruise believed to have telekinetic and telepathic powers"
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHe's been mind controlling film makers for years, they think he can act.
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He's been mind controlling film makers for years, they think he can act.
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Does that mean Derren Brown will be getting his jotters, and we'll now be having Mind Control With Tom Cruise on Channel 4 instead?
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostUnless the kids has already been indoctrinated and is now acting as a spy for him. Obviously they can communication using their telepathic powers allowing Tom even greater access to his enemies
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He was very good in Ghost Protocol - particularly up that tall tower. For that reason he deserves telekinetic and telepathic powers. Everyone round here is so mean spirited.
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostUnless the kids has already been indoctrinated and is now acting as a spy for him. Obviously they can communication using their telepathic powers allowing Tom even greater access to his enemies
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostHe'd have kept the kid for further indoctrination
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostHaving thought about this, he's obviously not got the ability to control the behaviour or both animals an humans, as his wife has just left him, taking his kid.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHe is believed to have achieved a rarefied state of enlightenment after travelling what is known as the Bridge to Total Freedom and is advancing towards a God-like state. He can control matter, energy, space and time, move inanimate objects with his mind, leave his body at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behaviour of, both animals and human beings...although he does have trouble reading.
Tom Cruise is believed to 'have telekinetic and telepathic powers', according to Scientologists | Mail Online
What a revelation, who would have guessed he was anything more than a brainless twit whose wife thinks he's a loon. Dark horse or what.
These wacky scientologists hey...
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostHe is believed to have achieved a rarefied state of enlightenment after travelling what is known as the Bridge to Total Freedom and is advancing towards a God-like state. He can control matter, energy, space and time, move inanimate objects with his mind, leave his body at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behaviour of, both animals and human beings...although he does have trouble reading.
Tom Cruise is believed to 'have telekinetic and telepathic powers', according to Scientologists | Mail Online
What a revelation, who would have guessed he was anything more than a brainless twit whose wife thinks he's a loon. Dark horse or what.
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