Tom Cruise believed to have telekinetic and telepathic powers

[BrilloPad]

He was very good in Ghost Protocol - particularly up that tall tower. For that reason he deserves telekinetic and telepathic powers. Everyone round here is so mean spirited.

[Old Hack]

Unless the kids has already been indoctrinated and is now acting as a spy for him. Obviously they can communication using their telepathic powers allowing Tom even greater access to his enemies

Ahhhhhhh, I didn't see this, this is brilliance and proof once more, that Cruise is indeed, a demi god

[Gentile]

Does that mean Derren Brown will be getting his jotters, and we'll now be having Mind Control With Tom Cruise on Channel 4 instead?

[Cliphead]

He's been mind controlling film makers for years, they think he can act.

[Spacecadet]

He's been mind controlling film makers for years, they think he can act.

He's effected me too then, I think he's been in a some good films and certainly don't think he's a bad actor

[petergriffin]

Back in the 70s we would call it 'acid trip'. Good times!

[ctdctd]

Here he is at the height of his powers - he's but a shadow of his former self now