Reply to: Tom Cruise believed to have telekinetic and telepathic powers

[ctdctd]

Here he is at the height of his powers - he's but a shadow of his former self now

[petergriffin]

Back in the 70s we would call it 'acid trip'. Good times!

[Spacecadet]

He's been mind controlling film makers for years, they think he can act.

He's effected me too then, I think he's been in a some good films and certainly don't think he's a bad actor

[Cliphead]

He's been mind controlling film makers for years, they think he can act.

[Gentile]

Does that mean Derren Brown will be getting his jotters, and we'll now be having Mind Control With Tom Cruise on Channel 4 instead?

[Old Hack]

Unless the kids has already been indoctrinated and is now acting as a spy for him. Obviously they can communication using their telepathic powers allowing Tom even greater access to his enemies

Ahhhhhhh, I didn't see this, this is brilliance and proof once more, that Cruise is indeed, a demi god

[BrilloPad]

He was very good in Ghost Protocol - particularly up that tall tower. For that reason he deserves telekinetic and telepathic powers. Everyone round here is so mean spirited.

[TimberWolf]

Unless the kids has already been indoctrinated and is now acting as a spy for him. Obviously they can communication using their telepathic powers allowing Tom even greater access to his enemies

I don't think you can achieve telepathic ability until you've handed over a large wad of money to the Scientology society.

[Spacecadet]

He'd have kept the kid for further indoctrination

Unless the kids has already been indoctrinated and is now acting as a spy for him. Obviously they can communication using their telepathic powers allowing Tom even greater access to his enemies

[Doggy Styles]

He's a rich, deluded tit.

And a shortarse.

[Old Hack]

His wife left him, saving him the bother of leaving her!

He'd have kept the kid for further indoctrination

[Spacecadet]

Having thought about this, he's obviously not got the ability to control the behaviour or both animals an humans, as his wife has just left him, taking his kid.

His wife left him, saving him the bother of leaving her!

[SimonMac]

All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand!

[Old Hack]

He is believed to have achieved a rarefied state of enlightenment after travelling what is known as the Bridge to Total Freedom and is advancing towards a God-like state. He can control matter, energy, space and time, move inanimate objects with his mind, leave his body at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behaviour of, both animals and human beings...although he does have trouble reading.
Tom Cruise is believed to 'have telekinetic and telepathic powers', according to Scientologists | Mail Online


What a revelation, who would have guessed he was anything more than a brainless twit whose wife thinks he's a loon. Dark horse or what.

Having thought about this, he's obviously not got the ability to control the behaviour or both animals an humans, as his wife has just left him, taking his kid.

These wacky scientologists hey...

[Old Hack]

He is believed to have achieved a rarefied state of enlightenment after travelling what is known as the Bridge to Total Freedom and is advancing towards a God-like state. He can control matter, energy, space and time, move inanimate objects with his mind, leave his body at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behaviour of, both animals and human beings...although he does have trouble reading.
Tom Cruise is believed to 'have telekinetic and telepathic powers', according to Scientologists | Mail Online


What a revelation, who would have guessed he was anything more than a brainless twit whose wife thinks he's a loon. Dark horse or what.

Pffft, that's nothing. I am on diazapam and can float above the floor unaided and leave my body