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kaiser78 replied

6 July 2012, 08:26
You need to get some budgie smugglers...
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wobbegong replied

6 July 2012, 08:16
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

...with the kids hamster.

Off for 6 weeks in a couple of weeks, and no idea what to do with the Hamster.

Let it go to fend for itself?

Leave it in a room with a dripping hose pipe and bucket of food?

Leave it at the local Cattery and let it take its chances?

Deep fry it and serve it up as a treat?

Ask one of your kids friends to look after it. Kids love doing that sort of thing, especially if they don't have a pet themselves.
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vetran replied

5 July 2012, 22:53
Invite Freddie Starr over for dinner?

Get a Python.

Turn it into a purse so your kids can keep it forever?

Make Dutch Jam?
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Old Hack replied

5 July 2012, 17:54
I would, but it would still land inside our plot; we're in 6 acres of Somersets finest.
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MarillionFan replied

5 July 2012, 17:53
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

I don't want to smuggle it over to France.

Rather large fella too.

MF, can you look after it for me?

Have you tried hitting it over the fence with a tennis racket?
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Old Hack replied

5 July 2012, 17:52
Hahahaha, thats good. I am thinking PIGS ...... IN ........... SPACE...

Obviously with it being a Hamster
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doodab replied

5 July 2012, 17:50
What about a bit of astrohamster based space research?
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Old Hack replied

5 July 2012, 17:46
I'm sold. I guess I can tell the kids it run away to Hamsterdam...
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hyperD replied

5 July 2012, 17:45
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

Deep fry it and serve it up as a treat?

Most certainly.

Add a sprinkle of truffle oil as well to enhance the depth of flavour.
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Old Hack replied

5 July 2012, 17:43
Originally posted by doodab View Post

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I don't want to smuggle it over to France.

Rather large fella too.

MF, can you look after it for me?
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doodab replied

5 July 2012, 17:42
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Old Hack started a topic What to do...

5 July 2012, 17:41
What to do...

...with the kids hamster.

Off for 6 weeks in a couple of weeks, and no idea what to do with the Hamster.

Let it go to fend for itself?

Leave it in a room with a dripping hose pipe and bucket of food?

Leave it at the local Cattery and let it take its chances?

Deep fry it and serve it up as a treat?
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