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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by Joe Black
    Pity the man then whose brain is in his b*lls...
    So that's why David Willett is called "Two Brains".

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  • DaveB
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  • Joe Black
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    Pity the man then whose brain is in his b*lls...

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  • DaveB
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    Personally I never sleep with a woman who has breasts smaller than my head

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    Don't be surprised. I haven't had any pride since 1987.

    perhaps not but you've probably had your fair share of STDs since 1987 if you're that easy!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by janey
    Don't be surprised. I haven't had any pride since 1987.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    This is a good game.

    36F?


    that reminds me, must get a spacehopper for the kids this Christmas


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  • janey
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    No. Large man-boobs.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
    DD's, F's ..... jeez, you guys must have very large hands I prefer a more realistic 34A - trim and not hanging down at the knees
    perhaps I'm not for you then?!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Ancient Chinese proverb says "man who go out with flat chested woman has reason for feeling down".

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    I'll take whatever I can get my hands on to be honest...

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    This is a good game.

    36F?

    cheeky fecker!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
    DD's, F's ..... jeez, you guys must have very large hands I prefer a more realistic 34A - trim and not hanging down at the knees
    I'll take whatever I can get my hands on to be honest...

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  • Jakes Daddy
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    DD's, F's ..... jeez, you guys must have very large hands I prefer a more realistic 34A - trim and not hanging down at the knees

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    This is a good game.

    36F?

    No. Large man-boobs.

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