Permie is best Francko. Massive pensions, free training whenever you want it, all those super "team building" nights out.
You leave the barren existence of the freelancer to us that can't make the grade in corporate permieland.
Cheers,
DP.
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Originally posted by FranckoAt my company they charged contractors for social occasions like xmas parties and so on (not that I blame them for not coming anyway).
But I am sure mine is a very strange one and the majority of companies are happy to pay trips to Iceland, Switzerland and Dublin. Again, the most important thing is to realise that we are not focusing on one rather strange and peculiar situation but thinking about the average situation.
I am also sure that your company is happy to match 150% of the pension contribution to contractors as they do for permanent people at my company.
I too have a healthy pension. It's the overall package that counts and I get far more as a contractor than I ever could as a permie. But that's my case.
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Originally posted by Francko
I am also sure that your company is happy to match 150% of the pension contribution to contractors as they do for permanent people at my company.
Do you have a tattoo of the company logo on your arse?
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Originally posted by cojakWhy should I joke? I'm not picking up the tab for flights and hotels to Iceland, Switzerland, Dublin...
But I am sure mine is a very strange one and the majority of companies are happy to pay trips to Iceland, Switzerland and Dublin. Again, the most important thing is to realise that we are not focusing on one rather strange and peculiar situation but thinking about the average situation.
Oh and my penson is looking very healthy - thanks for asking...
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Hope you are joking on that.
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Originally posted by FranckoD is for dream on
P is for pub lunch, that's what permies do while contractors do the work
WW is for working weekends, get used to them
P is for pub lunch to celebrate the product release, and contractors are invited along and told to charge normal hours.
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and forgot...
P is for pension, hope you have saved enough as you won't have any
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Originally posted by cojakS is for sunning yourself in the garden using your wireless connection as you work from home.
E is for expenses paid by the client.
IR35 is for losers...
W is for "What kind of contractor have you ever been Francko?"
C is for a Crap one by the sounds of it...
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S is for sunning yourself in the garden using your wireless connection as you work from home.
E is for expenses paid by the client.
IR35 is for losers...
W is for "What kind of contractor have you ever been Francko?"
C is for a Crap one by the sounds of it...
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Originally posted by wc2R is for retired (20 years before the permies)
P is for pub lunch, that's what permies do while contractors do the work
WW is for working weekends, get used to them
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S is for strip clubs - the favoured hang outs of contractors and truck drivers
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A is for away from home most of your life
B is for bed&breakfast, the cheapest, the most squallid you can afford
C is for cut, of your rate because indians are cheaper
D is for demotivation, as they won't give you jobs with authority, you are paid to do the most boring jobs permies don't want to do it
E is for end of the contract, it's always near
F is for finances, your accountants make sure that for a large fee they can rip off yours
G is for gullible, when they tell you that your contract will be certainly renewed the next term
H is for haunted, haunted by the next subject
I is for IR35, well, whatelse to say....
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