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Diver replied

29 June 2012, 21:30
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

You got a new job as a London bus conductor?

Don't be feckin daft!

You think they'd trust him with money (or that he'd have the ability to count it)
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AtW replied

29 June 2012, 21:23
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

He's a fat fckin ****** do you need to know anything else?

It's the personality that matters...

Allegedly...
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suityou01 replied

29 June 2012, 20:54
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

He's a fat fckin ****** do you need to know anything else?

Ah the warmth of clip heads ample bosom. Great to be back.
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Cliphead replied

29 June 2012, 20:52
He's a fat fckin ****** do you need to know anything else?
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suityou01 replied

29 June 2012, 20:49
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Ding.

Glad to see standards of threads have remained steady in my absence.
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Pogle replied

29 June 2012, 15:13
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Ding.

You got a new job as a London bus conductor?
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doodab replied

29 June 2012, 15:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Apparently this has a meaning in urban dictionary - though I am not sure what it means. Could some more phallically challenged explain please?

I like this one

Urban Dictionary: Leap Beer
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BrilloPad replied

29 June 2012, 14:59
Apparently this has a meaning in urban dictionary - though I am not sure what it means. Could some more phallically challenged explain please?
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Lockhouse replied

29 June 2012, 14:16
It's like Baldrick's poem.

Boom boom boom boom....etc.
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doodab replied

29 June 2012, 14:05
Dong.
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BrilloPad replied

29 June 2012, 14:04
Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post

Is that the dinner bell for you fatty

Nope. Its the sound of his chastity belt. Mrs MF-to-be is preparing him for marriage.
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FiveTimes replied

29 June 2012, 14:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Ding.

Is that the dinner bell for you fatty
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MarillionFan started a topic Ding ding ding.

29 June 2012, 13:08
Ding ding ding.

Ding.
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