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    Ding ding ding.

    Ding.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Ding.
    Is that the dinner bell for you fatty

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      #3
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Is that the dinner bell for you fatty
      Nope. Its the sound of his chastity belt. Mrs MF-to-be is preparing him for marriage.

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        #4
        Dong.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          It's like Baldrick's poem.

          Boom boom boom boom....etc.
          ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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            #6
            Apparently this has a meaning in urban dictionary - though I am not sure what it means. Could some more phallically challenged explain please?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Apparently this has a meaning in urban dictionary - though I am not sure what it means. Could some more phallically challenged explain please?
              I like this one

              Urban Dictionary: Leap Beer
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Ding.
                You got a new job as a London bus conductor?
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Ding.
                  Glad to see standards of threads have remained steady in my absence.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    He's a fat fckin ****** do you need to know anything else?
                    Me, me, me...

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