Originally posted by BrilloPad
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Previously on "'What sort of f***king **** would leave a kid in the pub?'"
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNot yet. Maybe CM wants a daughter?
My uncle wanted a son. Went through 5 girls to get there.
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Originally posted by russell View PostTry and keep you analogies within the realms of possibility.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt's illegal for AtW to consensually bone your 15yo daughter. It's legal for him do so on her 16th birthday. Somehow I doubt you'd be any less angry in the latter situation.
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostClueless f*ckers who don't know the difference between "Avoidance" and "Evasion"?
Yep, a very wise man once said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI'm not talking about Blair, I'm talking about Cameron. You've got something in common with Jimmy Carr, you're not funny either.
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
Bliar started illegal war, blatantly ignored cabinet style of Govt and still could not be charged for abuse of power or just criminal incompetency, just how the fook you think Cameron is abusing his position by stating the obvious?
Now if he called Home Office minister and ordered to arrest Carr for grand theft tax(i) then he'd deserve to get small slap on a write (PM, not Carr who by now should have been doing stand up comedy in prison showers).
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostCameron can be accused of abusing his position as PM to single out a citizen of the UK.
Bliar started illegal war, blatantly ignored cabinet style of Govt and still could not be charged for abuse of power or just criminal incompetency, just how the fook you think Cameron is abusing his position by stating the obvious?
Now if he called Home Office minister and ordered to arrest Carr for grand theft tax(i) then he'd deserve to get small slap on a write (PM, not Carr who by now should have been doing stand up comedy in prison showers).
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Originally posted by eek View PostGranted Carr is not a priest but given immunity I reckon there are a few million who will attack him for fun.
Yep, a very wise man once said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".
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