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Previously on "'What sort of f***king **** would leave a kid in the pub?'"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Not yet. Maybe CM wants a daughter?

    My uncle wanted a son. Went through 5 girls to get there.
    Now, do you mean he had 5 daughters before he got a son, or that he "went through 5 girls to get there"?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    I'll shout "rape!" if she comes anywhere near me with that particular glint in her eye!
    On facebook the other day she was asking the best foods to put horny goat weed and viagra in.....

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Not yet. Maybe CM wants a daughter?

    My uncle wanted a son. Went through 5 girls to get there.
    I'll shout "rape!" if she comes anywhere near me with that particular glint in her eye!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Yep, I've a 6 month old son, not a daughter.
    Not yet. Maybe CM wants a daughter?

    My uncle wanted a son. Went through 5 girls to get there.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Any squirrels?
    Nope. Shot them.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Yep, I've a 6 month old son, not a daughter.
    Any squirrels?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Try and keep you analogies within the realms of possibility.
    Yep, I've a 6 month old son, not a daughter.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It's illegal for AtW to consensually bone your 15yo daughter. It's legal for him do so on her 16th birthday. Somehow I doubt you'd be any less angry in the latter situation.
    Try and keep you analogies within the realms of possibility.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Clueless f*ckers who don't know the difference between "Avoidance" and "Evasion"?

    Yep, a very wise man once said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".
    It's illegal for AtW to consensually bone your 15yo daughter. It's legal for him do so on her 16th birthday. Somehow I doubt you'd be any less angry in the latter situation.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    I'm not talking about Blair, I'm talking about Cameron. You've got something in common with Jimmy Carr, you're not funny either.
    Cameron has every right to say anything he likes - you can't even sue him for libel if he does so in Parliament.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    'He's a very bad man. What have I ever said about him? Literally f***ing thousands of things.'
    Fair enough - he said the same thing on 8/10 cats only less sweary.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Bliar started illegal war, blatantly ignored cabinet style of Govt and still could not be charged for abuse of power or just criminal incompetency, just how the fook you think Cameron is abusing his position by stating the obvious?

    Now if he called Home Office minister and ordered to arrest Carr for grand theft tax(i) then he'd deserve to get small slap on a write (PM, not Carr who by now should have been doing stand up comedy in prison showers).
    I'm not talking about Blair, I'm talking about Cameron. You've got something in common with Jimmy Carr, you're not funny either.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Cameron can be accused of abusing his position as PM to single out a citizen of the UK.


    Bliar started illegal war, blatantly ignored cabinet style of Govt and still could not be charged for abuse of power or just criminal incompetency, just how the fook you think Cameron is abusing his position by stating the obvious?

    Now if he called Home Office minister and ordered to arrest Carr for grand theft tax(i) then he'd deserve to get small slap on a write (PM, not Carr who by now should have been doing stand up comedy in prison showers).

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Jimmy Carr's the sort of guy I'd like to smack in the mouth for fun.
    Can't stand the bloke or his style of so called comedy.
    Yes. But given a choice between punching Jimmy and DC I would punch DC.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    Granted Carr is not a priest but given immunity I reckon there are a few million who will attack him for fun.
    Clueless f*ckers who don't know the difference between "Avoidance" and "Evasion"?

    Yep, a very wise man once said "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".

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