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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI was on a train in vietnam once, toilet was a hole in the floor, they had a brush next to it with letters in english "push brush" for the untrained westeners who don't know how to land a turd in a sixpence in a moving train.
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I was on a train in vietnam once, toilet was a hole in the floor, they had a brush next to it with letters in english "push brush" for the untrained westeners who don't know how to land a turd in a sixpence in a moving train.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIn the good old days, when train WCs just emptied onto the tracks, you could use them to escape inspectors if you didn't have a ticket.
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIn the good old days, when train WCs just emptied onto the tracks, you could use them to escape inspectors if you didn't have a ticket.
British Rail staff used to get pretty agitated whenever anyone flushed a steaming great hot turd right in front of the platform full of commuters.
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In the good old days, when train WCs just emptied onto the tracks, you could use them to escape inspectors if you didn't have a ticket.
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At least if you stay in the bog you've got a seat for the journey!
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The keys are known as "T-Keys" or "Carriage Keys"....he should also of had it on him because he would of needed it to get back into the back cab to where his bag is.
On certain older diesel multiple units, it's also possible to flood the toilet from the outside too using a handle behind a wall.
GE
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat is unusual about that?
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Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View PostSo, the guard returned to his van and came back with a skeleton key (I had no idea they could do this) and opened the door, unwittingly exposing us occupants of the inter carriage area to the sight of a middle aged man climbing into a pair of ladies' frillies.Banged to rights the old pervert!
Now if it had been plain ladies panties, that would have been all right.
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It made me laugh I must admit.
If CUK lost the ability of...
Make user.
Make a few posts that fit in with the heard.
Start p1sh made up posts on general
Get post of derision at posts of made up p1sh
Poster gets banned
Repeat
It would be a duller place.
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