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DodgyAgent replied

22 June 2012, 15:05
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I prefer shoot/blow 'em up action movies.
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cailin maith replied

22 June 2012, 15:03
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Hi CM

We knew he was lying

You need to dump that pantywaister and run away with me.

Nice to see you are sticking round these parts
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SimonMac replied

21 June 2012, 13:29
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Hi CM

We knew he was lying

You need to dump that pantywaister and run away with me.

Well with the recent arrival of Jr we know she puts out so go for it!
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SupremeSpod replied

21 June 2012, 13:24
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Hi CM

We knew he was lying

You need to dump that pantywaister and run away with me.

Oi shortarse! You're not big enough!
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Diver replied

21 June 2012, 13:17
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

You big f3cking liar!!

You made me watch it

I don't really do chick flicks (although it was funny) I prefer shoot/blow 'em up action movies.

Hi CM

We knew he was lying

You need to dump that pantywaister and run away with me.
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cailin maith replied

21 June 2012, 13:10
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

My Mrs made me watch "Bridesmaids" at the weekend...

You big f3cking liar!!

You made me watch it

I don't really do chick flicks (although it was funny) I prefer shoot/blow 'em up action movies.
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SimonMac replied

21 June 2012, 12:59
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I enjoyed Dark Shadows. Not a brilliant film, but quite funny.

Add in Eva Green looking very
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Diver replied

21 June 2012, 07:32
Dead on yer innit
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Old Greg replied

21 June 2012, 07:29
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

How the **** do your legs not buckle carrying such a big mouth?

He saves on hand weight.
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NotAllThere replied

21 June 2012, 07:21
I enjoyed Dark Shadows. Not a brilliant film, but quite funny.
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SupremeSpod replied

21 June 2012, 06:22
Originally posted by Diver View Post

That's you all over Spod

Always a bridesmaid never a bride

Raving pantywaister

How the **** do your legs not buckle carrying such a big mouth?
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Diver replied

20 June 2012, 19:15
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

My Mrs made me watch "Bridesmaids" at the weekend...

That's you all over Spod

Always a bridesmaid never a bride

Raving pantywaister
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EternalOptimist replied

20 June 2012, 18:00
I love Bovril and marmite, and cheesy wotsits, but those twilights -

yuk
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Old Greg replied

20 June 2012, 17:55
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Oi lads, I've found a couple of pairs of testicles that must have fallen out of some women's handbags.

Anyone on here missing a pair?

Just askin.

Just checked. Mine are still in Mrs OG's handbag.
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SupremeSpod replied

20 June 2012, 15:37
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Oi lads, I've found a couple of pairs of testicles that must have fallen out of some women's handbags.

Anyone on here missing a pair?

Just askin.

Aren't you the gobby one when your Mrs isn't around, eh?
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