Reply to: Do you have a teddy bear?

[SimonMac]

Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

Have you actually read that, as its a bit tulip in reality and very tame compared to Mills and Boon

[darmstadt]

Erotica by Anais Nin is quite steamy too.

'Fat Oily Slappers in Latex' gets the old lubricants working here....

[pacharan]

Try her on “the Story of O” it’s not as fluffy as 50 shades & could lead to interesting times

Erotica by Anais Nin is quite steamy too.

[Halo Jones]

Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

Try her on “the Story of O” it’s not as fluffy as 50 shades & could lead to interesting times

[alluvial]

Does any of your missuses wear teddies?

I bought a nice pink satin one for mine from Anne Summers a few weeks back.

Normally comes out after MOTD on a Saturday night to get me in the mood.

Nah, don't need any of that. I just check her kindle. If 50 Shades of Grey is on there, I know I'm going to get lucky.

[pacharan]

Does any of your missuses wear teddies?

I bought a nice pink satin one for mine from Anne Summers a few weeks back.

Normally comes out after MOTD on a Saturday night to get me in the mood.

[Old Greg]

TMI

NST

[pacharan]

TMI

[alluvial]

The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

Female Masturbation - Stuffed Animal

(no human pictures, just text on the link).

Shocking and outrageous. I’m a firm believer in lights out, under covers before engaging. Haven’t seen the wife naked in 15 years.

My god, does this means there are blokes that go around sniffing 'used' teddy bears? Could there be a market for such a thing? Plan B perhaps? Think I'll buy a few, give them to the missus and see how they sell.

[MarillionFan]

Who has a teddy with a foreskin?

Wilmslow

[NotAllThere]

It gives new meaning to getting "a bit of fluff"!

Sue was Sooty's bit of fluff.

[Old Greg]

urrrrrrrgggh. You'd get fluff under your foreskin!!

Who has a teddy with a foreskin?

[scooby]

The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

Female Masturbation - Stuffed Animal

(no human pictures, just text on the link).

Shocking and outrageous. I’m a firm believer in lights out, under covers before engaging. Haven’t seen the wife naked in 15 years.

I have been doing this since I was 6

[SunnyInHades]

The fillies also have a secret liking for the teddy, beware of small fluffy toys on beds ..

Female Masturbation - Stuffed Animal

(no human pictures, just text on the link).

Shocking and outrageous. I’m a firm believer in lights out, under covers before engaging. Haven’t seen the wife naked in 15 years.

[scooby]

Not if you were Jewish

It gives new meaning to getting "a bit of fluff"!