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Previously on "If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?"
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts impossible to find a virgin anymore.
Even KentPhilip is taken now.
Really? Oh the irony.
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true.Originally posted by chef View PostUnless they were shot in the back of the head and forgotten of course..
and what about people who fall and slip into a sausage mincing machine ?
I suppose they would go out sizzling
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Unless they were shot in the back of the head and forgotten of course..
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I think you'll find everyone goes out on their back.Originally posted by AtW View PostWe are all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say ****** that thing! Let's fight it!
HTH
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We are all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say ****** that thing! Let's fight it!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostEventually you will. We all will.
HTH
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Not if you drink the blood of virgins at a full moon.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostEventually you will. We all will.
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Regrets ? I suppose I have had a few, but not so many as deserves a mention. I mostly did what I had to do and quite often saw it through . Never one to take off on a tangent , I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And moooorrrre, much mooooorrrre than this, I did it miiiieee way
I thank you <bows>
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