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If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?

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    #21
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I'm not going anywhere!
    Eventually you will. We all will.

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      #22
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Eventually you will. We all will.
      Not if you drink the blood of virgins at a full moon.

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        #23
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Eventually you will. We all will.
        We are all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say ****** that thing! Let's fight it!

        HTH

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          #24
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          We are all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say ****** that thing! Let's fight it!

          HTH
          I think you'll find everyone goes out on their back.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Unless they were shot in the back of the head and forgotten of course..
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              Unless they were shot in the back of the head and forgotten of course..
              true.

              and what about people who fall and slip into a sausage mincing machine ?
              I suppose they would go out sizzling




              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #27
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I think you'll find everyone goes out on their back.
                Whatever you say 85.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Not if you drink the blood of virgins at a full moon.
                  Its impossible to find a virgin anymore.

                  Even KentPhilip is taken now.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Its impossible to find a virgin anymore.

                    Even KentPhilip is taken now.
                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

                    Really? Oh the irony.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #30
                      Reading this thread has nearly finished me off.

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