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Previously on "If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?"

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Reading this thread has nearly finished me off.
    Lucky b'stard, I have to use xnxx dot com...!

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  • Old Greg
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    Reading this thread has nearly finished me off.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Its impossible to find a virgin anymore.

    Even KentPhilip is taken now.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Really? Oh the irony.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Not if you drink the blood of virgins at a full moon.
    Its impossible to find a virgin anymore.

    Even KentPhilip is taken now.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I think you'll find everyone goes out on their back.
    Whatever you say 85.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    Unless they were shot in the back of the head and forgotten of course..
    true.

    and what about people who fall and slip into a sausage mincing machine ?
    I suppose they would go out sizzling




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  • chef
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    Unless they were shot in the back of the head and forgotten of course..

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    We are all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say ****** that thing! Let's fight it!

    HTH
    I think you'll find everyone goes out on their back.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Eventually you will. We all will.
    We are all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your ******' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say ****** that thing! Let's fight it!

    HTH

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Eventually you will. We all will.
    Not if you drink the blood of virgins at a full moon.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I'm not going anywhere!
    Eventually you will. We all will.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Regrets ? I suppose I have had a few, but not so many as deserves a mention. I mostly did what I had to do and quite often saw it through . Never one to take off on a tangent , I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway

    And moooorrrre, much mooooorrrre than this, I did it miiiieee way




    I thank you <bows>

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
    Shut it.



    Tone
    Had a sniff of the barmaids apron?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    I am not afraid of Death Threads

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  • Sands of Time
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    Shut it.



    Tone

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