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  • wobbegong
    replied
    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    In one past life I was a Roman Centurion, in another I was Cleopatra. I preferred being Cleopatra, never could stop admiring my own naked body in the bath

    Now that's a cumshot!

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  • Cliphead
    replied
    I was a rocket scientist.

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  • NotAllThere
    replied
    I was, in fact, Robin to AndyW's batman. But it's not something I'm proud of.

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  • oracleslave
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    Never done anything else other than oracle stuff

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
    To the ex military types - what branch of the services were you in?

    22 Locating Battery, Royal Artillery here.
    radar tech, saving planks from themselves

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Retail for me. Funny dat.

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  • Malcolm Buggeridge
    replied
    To the ex military types - what branch of the services were you in?

    22 Locating Battery, Royal Artillery here.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    In one past life I was a Roman Centurion, in another I was Cleopatra. I preferred being Cleopatra, never could stop admiring my own naked body in the bath

    Amanda Barrie - a raving rug muncher. Such a waste.

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  • Platypus
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    In one past life I was a Roman Centurion, in another I was Cleopatra. I preferred being Cleopatra, never could stop admiring my own naked body in the bath

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  • SimonMac
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    I was a cereal killer in a past life, I used to beat people to death with a bag of corn flakes.

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  • Malcolm Buggeridge
    started a poll Past lives

    Past lives

    20
    Nothing, I've always worked in IT
    25.00%
    5
    Medical
    0.00%
    0
    Military
    20.00%
    4
    Engineering
    25.00%
    5
    Catering / Hospitality
    0.00%
    0
    Retail
    5.00%
    1
    Other
    15.00%
    3
    I was AndyW's batman
    10.00%
    2
    Thought I'd conduct a quick straw poll to see how many of us are genuine geeks and how many (such as myself) came into IT from another walk of life.

    For the record, I trained to be a taxidermist but ended up spending 6 years in th army before returning to university where I studied Classics followed by an M.Sc conversion course after having had a year of not doing very much.

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