Reply to: Nightmare Journey (or my Mum on public transport)

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

Dull as ditch water sockie.

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Coming from you, I take that as a vote of confidence!

yert

[norrahe]

I was going to way "Welcome back Gricer" until I got to that bit

Maybe Gricer has seen sense?

[Sysman]

I will never, except perhaps under the most extreme circumstances, use public transport in this country again. Pondlife is the epithet that springs to mind, and there appears to be pondlife EVERYWHERE on our transport network. Rant Over

I was going to say "Welcome back Gricer" until I got to that bit

[SueEllen]

I do wish they'd stop them walking through 1st class as well though.

They tried that years ago on one of the trains I was on. So all the 2nd class passengers just stood between the first class carriages.

Then they tried to stop the 2nd class passengers standing between the carriages as the train was crowded......

Crux of the matter is if it's the weekend drive or make sure you are drunk if you need to use public transport.

[cojak]

Right...

[SupremeSpod]

It used to be, but now we just run away and hide...

ftfy.

[cojak]

I thought that creating thread titiles specifically to insult another member was a bannable offence?

It used to be, but we've become much more inventive...

[Spacecadet]

Nightmare Journey (or pondlife on public transport)

I thought that creating thread titiles specifically to insult another member was a bannable offence?

[Diver]

Originally Posted by KentPhilip
And how can the praying guy know that he was facing mecca; that train line twists and turns all the time..

There's an app for that.

are there special knee pads for protection when shuffling round the floor at every change of direction too?

[mudskipper]

And how can the praying guy know that he was facing mecca; that train line twists and turns all the time..

There's an app for that.

[Diver]

I think 1st class ticket holders should have the legal right to slaughter anyone who doesn't have such a ticket.
Yes, slaughter them all..

And how can the praying guy know that he was facing mecca; that train line twists and turns all the time..

WHS

Although I have to be honest, if caught in 1st class on the Cardiff-Paddington route the oiks are turfed out or made to pay through the nose for an upgrade.
I do wish they'd stop them walking through 1st class as well though. It's quite unseemly at times, and they sometimes steal the free (to 1st class passengers) copy of The Times off the tables as they walk through.

[MarillionFan]

Dull as ditch water sockie.

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Who is this sad fecker that spends so much time behind this Gricer and Pacharan? It has to be chippy.

[KentPhilip]

I think 1st class ticket holders should have the legal right to slaughter anyone who doesn't have such a ticket.
Yes, slaughter them all..

And how can the praying guy know that he was facing mecca; that train line twists and turns all the time..

[gingerjedi]

I only use public transport when I'm drinking, I've never been asked to leave 1st class either.

[AtW]

Dull as ditch water sockie.

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