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Been hitting the porn sites again heyOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWell, if it helps of course.


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pop in the supply cupboard with them, drop your trousers and if afterwards you can't sit down then they are smuggling something.
HTH
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Ask that guy you meet in the woods behind that layby you go to. He should knowOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostHow do I check?
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If they're from the Phillipines, beware of MILFs they're not as friendly as back home
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFrom the Phillipines. We have some boy developers and girl developers. They all seem really nice and friendly
I do feel a bit sorry for one of the girl devs though, she's clearly on such a meagre wage she can only afford short skirts and stockings that dont go up past the hem line as opposed to regulation knee length skirts and 3000 denier army issue black tights.
It's frightful really
Liar!
Unless you have photo's of course?
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Off shore team come on shore
From the Phillipines. We have some boy developers and girl developers. They all seem really nice and friendly
I do feel a bit sorry for one of the girl devs though, she's clearly on such a meagre wage she can only afford short skirts and stockings that dont go up past the hem line as opposed to regulation knee length skirts and 3000 denier army issue black tights.
It's frightful really
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