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Previously on "One more reason not to bother getting married"
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
Anybody know of any good reasons to get married ?
Im waiting ....
I can give you one - it's a God given gift
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Originally posted by WonderstuffI think you'll find that has just happened. A woman near Guildford will have to sell her £4m house to pay off her ex-husband who wants more from their divorce settlement. He's an airline pilot so probably not sure of a few bob himself. Same sh*t, different day!
I can’t be bothered to miss you anymore
Month twelve, day thirty-one and hour twenty-four
I used to think if missed hard enough you’d come back for sure
I can’t be bothered now to miss you anymore
When you skipped town I was such a mess
So I found some things to do instead
Trick is to find something to occupy your mind
Now I spend most days chasin’ mine
And I can’t be bothered to miss you anymore
Month twelve, day thirty-one and hour twenty-four
I used to think if missed hard enough you’d come back for sure
I can’t be bothered now to miss you, I’m not cuddling up to kiss you
And I can’t be bothered now to miss you anymoreLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 31 May 2006, 12:49.
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Originally posted by xoggothWish I'd said that
But the more I look at it, it seems to be more like the oldest profession itself.
Sure nuff Ron.
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Doesn't Gerry Adams pop in now and again, to pick up his pay cheque?
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It does seem truer than ever that the only person who has entered Parliament with honourable intentions was Mr. Fawkes.
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I think you'll find that has just happened. A woman near Guildford will have to sell her £4m house to pay off her ex-husband who wants more from their divorce settlement. He's an airline pilot so probably not sure of a few bob himself. Same sh*t, different day!
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And it probably doesnt help that men have always been the main bread winners...so of course its going to be men who are taken to the cleaners.
Then again, I cant wait for the case where a man takes a woman to the cleaners!
Mailman
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But seriously
why does the go-vermin-t hate the traditional family?
Why give faggots the 'right' to civil-partnerships?
Why give co-habitees the 'right' to divorce settlements?
What is it they dislike? Is it just a 1984-style divide and conquer policy?
The more this government does, the more obvious it becomes that they're all loathsome scummy individuals with a seemingly open agenda of destroying society,
It does seem truer than ever that the only person who has entered Parliament with honourable intentions was Mr. Fawkes.
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I tend to think that the reason why many marriages fail is because of people's bad attitude towards it. Surely if you believe that it will fail, that women are gold diggers with no conscience, it certainly will. So yes, there is always the option of not getting married but if you have to get married with divorce in mind then it's better not to. Moreover, if you think about the money you squander when you are in a couple, the money that goes for the divorce is a pretty short percentage. So then, better not to be in a couple at all.
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Aye Ladz
Guess I will remain a Batchelor Boy.
Was chatting up a bird at work the other day.
She mentioned she had been married before, then started to blab on about kids she would like to have,then the coup de grace was to mention that she had worked in HR before.
Before you could say Shock and Awe AJP had scuttled off on the pretext that he had to urgently go shopping for a toaster.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 31 May 2006, 11:23.
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockInteresting, eh ?
From the blokes perspective marraige appears to be a loaded contract.
Anybody know of any good reasons to get married ?
Im waiting ....
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockInteresting, eh ?
From the blokes perspective marraige appears to be a loaded contract.
Anybody know of any good reasons to get married ?
Im waiting ....Last edited by Clog II The Avenger; 31 May 2006, 11:15.
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Interesting, eh ?
From the blokes perspective marraige appears to be a loaded contract.
Anybody know of any good reasons to get married ?
Im waiting ....Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 31 May 2006, 10:56.
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