War with Spain!

[Diver]

Could this girl not be gainfully employed as an aircraft carrier?

She's already got a job.

They're going to sink her off an Island in the south pacific to form an artificial reef.

[Mich the Tester]

Its OK we can just send in our air craft carri...... erm maybe not!

Could this girl not be gainfully employed as an aircraft carrier?

[Doggy Styles]

No need to worry. The Spanish are no better at fighting than the French.

[SimonMac]

Gibraltar's one and only runway sticks right out into the sea, which means it can easily be blockaded by Spanish fishing protestors.
They have the ability potentially to force us to send in a task force to keep food and essentials supplied to the peninsular.

Its OK we can just send in our air craft carri...... erm maybe not!

[Diver]

Gibraltar's one and only runway sticks right out into the sea, which means it can easily be blockaded by Spanish fishing protestors.
They have the ability potentially to force us to send in a task force to keep food and essentials supplied to the peninsular.

I say strike first.

Bankrupt Spain

You know it makes sense

[KentPhilip]

Gibraltar's one and only runway sticks right out into the sea, which means it can easily be blockaded by Spanish fishing protestors.
They have the ability potentially to force us to send in a task force to keep food and essentials supplied to the peninsular.

[SimonMac]

Cave?

Yeh! Sounds about right

Yep and the deeper we go into the mountain the more the approx 150 bottle wine cellar is perfectly temperature controlled

[Diver]

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Well you could fook up your post by putting the end tags in wrong?



This is why I am with my Granadan cave house, they can't knock something down that has been there 600 years and is part of the effing great big mountain.

Cave?

Yeh! Sounds about right

[SimonMac]

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During the war, all those British criminals on the Costa del Sol are interned.

Dave wins the war, and the Tories form the next government. The liberals, having annoyed so many of their supporters, sink without trace.

The Spanish, as the losers of the war, get massive aid from the UK to rebuild with the help of British workers, thereby boosting both economies.

What could go wrong?[/QUOTE]

My soon to be purchased country villa in Catelonia gets bombed

Well you could fook up your post by putting the end tags in wrong?

Doesn't matter.

It'll get bulldozed by the local council anyway coz the right palms weren't crossed with silver when the planning permission went through.

HTH.

This is why I am with my Granadan cave house, they can't knock something down that has been there 600 years and is part of the effing great big mountain.

[Diver]

During the war, all those British criminals on the Costa del Sol are interned.

Dave wins the war, and the Tories form the next government. The liberals, having annoyed so many of their supporters, sink without trace.

The Spanish, as the losers of the war, get massive aid from the UK to rebuild with the help of British workers, thereby boosting both economies.

What could go wrong?

My soon to be purchased country villa in Catelonia gets bombed

[DimPrawn]

Before we go to war with Spain, can we borrow one of their aircraft carriers?

[NotAllThere]

During the war, all those British criminals on the Costa del Sol are interned.

Dave wins the war, and the Tories form the next government. The liberals, having annoyed so many of their supporters, sink without trace.

The Spanish, as the losers of the war, get massive aid from the UK to rebuild with the help of British workers, thereby boosting both economies.

What could go wrong?

[SimonMac]

Can either nation afford a war?

[BrilloPad]

BBC News - Gibraltar and Spain clash in fishing rights dispute

This is Dave's Falklands moment. Its his onl;y chance of getting re-elected.