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Robin Gibb and Magrahy arrive at the pearly gates at the same time.
St Peter says, 'sorry guys you cant come in.'
Magrahy says 'look, I may have been a muslim, but I was religious. And I was kind to Christians'
St Peter looks at him and says' when were YOU ever kind to Christians'
Magrahy says 'well I donated £250 to the families of Lockerbie, and £250 to the families of pan am'
So st Peter goes off to Have a word with God
While he is gone, Magrahy says 'look Robin, lets nick his book and bunch of keys, then we can sneak in later when its closed for the night' and he puts the keys in his back pocket
St Peter comes back and Magrahy asks 'What did God say?'
'Here's £500 now **** OFF'
POOF. the Lybian disappears down to the fiery pit
'Gibb says what about me ?'
'God say ok, but he doubts that you have the right key and you will come in on time'
Last edited by EternalOptimist; 21 May 2012, 11:16.
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostMods: you shouldn't have merged Scoobos' genuinely sympathetic thread with the insensitive innanities from Spod and co.
HTH Pacha.
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostHaving lost a couple of friends and a close relative to cancer, that seems to be the way it all too often goes.
We all thought the my Mum was getting better, right up to the point when she died.
You see what you want to see I'm afraid...
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I heard he was Stayin' Alive too, then this news.
Very sad.
He wasn't fooling anyone with that Syrup though
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostOne minute they were on about his miraculous recovery and how he was such a fighter etc and then next we hear is he has kicked the bucketLast edited by Sysman; 21 May 2012, 10:18.
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Mods: you shouldn't have merged Scoobos' genuinely sympathetic thread with the insensitive innanities from Spod and co.
HTH Pacha.
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RIP Robin Gibb
Bee Gees Singer Robin Gibb Dies Aged 62 - Yahoo! News UK
Sad news, I loved all his music when I were a lad. He's always had such a gentle smiley demeanor too.
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One minute they were on about his miraculous recovery and how he was such a fighter etc and then next we hear is he has kicked the bucket
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