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Previously on "How deep is your love?"

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Mine's 12 inches but I dont use it as a rule.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Robin Gibb and Magrahy arrive at the pearly gates at the same time.

    St Peter says, 'sorry guys you cant come in.'
    Magrahy says 'look, I may have been a muslim, but I was religious. And I was kind to Christians'
    St Peter looks at him and says' when were YOU ever kind to Christians'
    Magrahy says 'well I donated £250 to the families of Lockerbie, and £250 to the families of pan am'

    So st Peter goes off to Have a word with God

    While he is gone, Magrahy says 'look Robin, lets nick his book and bunch of keys, then we can sneak in later when its closed for the night' and he puts the keys in his back pocket

    St Peter comes back and Magrahy asks 'What did God say?'

    'Here's £500 now **** OFF'

    POOF. the Lybian disappears down to the fiery pit

    'Gibb says what about me ?'

    'God say ok, but he doubts that you have the right key and you will come in on time'



    Last edited by EternalOptimist; 21 May 2012, 11:16.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Mods: you shouldn't have merged Scoobos' genuinely sympathetic thread with the insensitive innanities from Spod and co.

    HTH Pacha.
    **** you too.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    Mods: you shouldn't have merged Scoobos' genuinely sympathetic thread with the insensitive innanities from Spod and co.

    HTH Pacha.
    I didn't see this post that way, but then my horse isn't that high.

    HTH Cojak.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Having lost a couple of friends and a close relative to cancer, that seems to be the way it all too often goes.
    WHS

    We all thought the my Mum was getting better, right up to the point when she died.

    You see what you want to see I'm afraid...

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  • ChrisPackit
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    I heard he was Stayin' Alive too, then this news.

    Very sad.

    He wasn't fooling anyone with that Syrup though

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    One minute they were on about his miraculous recovery and how he was such a fighter etc and then next we hear is he has kicked the bucket
    Having lost a couple of friends and a close relative to cancer, that seems to be the way it all too often goes.
    Last edited by Sysman; 21 May 2012, 10:18.

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  • pacharan
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    Mods: you shouldn't have merged Scoobos' genuinely sympathetic thread with the insensitive innanities from Spod and co.

    HTH Pacha.

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  • Old Hack
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    Horizontal

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  • pacharan
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    Yes, very sad.

    He was the one who didn't walk off Clive Anderson.

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  • cojak
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    KUATB...

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  • Scoobos
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    RIP Robin Gibb

    Bee Gees Singer Robin Gibb Dies Aged 62 - Yahoo! News UK

    Sad news, I loved all his music when I were a lad. He's always had such a gentle smiley demeanor too.

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  • Alf W
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    Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother......

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  • SimonMac
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    What a Tragedy

    \_O_/

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  • oracleslave
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    One minute they were on about his miraculous recovery and how he was such a fighter etc and then next we hear is he has kicked the bucket

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