Reply to: Just reading my new contract...

[Scoobos]

I'll do it.

Weeing in a pot utilises my skillset a little bit more than my current contract , if I setup email on my phone at the same time

[BrilloPad]

As long as the list of professionals includes police and MP's I'd be fine with that.

plus judges. and popular beat combo stars.

[Bunk]

Middle-class staff should be tested for cocaine, Met chief suggests - Telegraph

As long as the list of professionals includes police and MP's I'd be fine with that.

[BrilloPad]

That cost me £40 extra last time.

NorthernLadyUK does it for free. But she has more drugs in her system than your average chemist.

[BrilloPad]

Middle-class staff should be tested for cocaine, Met chief suggests - Telegraph

[Paddy]

Just get someone to pee for you. Wilmslow knows people who will pee for money (though for different reasons) if you can get hold of him.

That cost me £40 extra last time.

[AtW]

Contract also states that they will pay all expenses.

Is it the same client as scooterscot's?

[BrilloPad]

Good job I'm clean as a whistle then.

Thats what Amy Winehouse said. And Pete Docherty.

I hope you are drinking lots and lots and lots of water.....

[DodgyAgent]

Good job I'm clean as a whistle then.

Contract also states that they will pay all expenses. As I will be travelling between the UK, Europe & US regularly I assumed I would have to pay my own travel to their UK office. According to the contract I can invoice them for the UK bit as well. :-)

And of course you will be needing to employ some contractors

[SupremeSpod]

Good job I'm clean as a whistle then.

Contract also states that they will pay all expenses. As I will be travelling between the UK, Europe & US regularly I assumed I would have to pay my own travel to their UK office. According to the contract I can invoice them for the UK bit as well. :-)

Yep, just goes to show that most of your posts really are bullsh!t.

TBH I'm just waiting for something to go wrong and then I'm going to laugh my Norks off.

[MarillionFan]

Funny how you've popped up with this one so quickly after my asking whether your new employer was aware of your drug habit.

Oh well, you reap what you sow.

Good job I'm clean as a whistle then.

Contract also states that they will pay all expenses. As I will be travelling between the UK, Europe & US regularly I assumed I would have to pay my own travel to their UK office. According to the contract I can invoice them for the UK bit as well. :-)

[SupremeSpod]

And I've got to take a CRB & fricking drugs test in the next 10 days! WTF!

CRB fine. But a drugs test!

Does anyone now how long it takes a cocktail of crack cocaine, mogadon, valium, herione and cannabis to get out of your system?

Funny how you've popped up with this one so quickly after my asking whether your new employer was aware of your drug habit.

Oh well, you reap what you sow.

[BrilloPad]

It can take months. But if you drink LOTS of cod liver oil it will mitigate the effects.

Any idea how they are doing the tests? Often they take a hair sample. It might be worth doing you bit for charity and doing a sponsored head shave.....

[d000hg]

Just get someone to pee for you. Wilmslow knows people who will pee for money (though for different reasons) if you can get hold of him.

[scooby]

And I've got to take a CRB & fricking drugs test in the next 10 days! WTF!

CRB fine. But a drugs test!

Does anyone now how long it takes a cocktail of crack cocaine, mogadon, valium, herione and cannabis to get out of your system?

4Hrs, you'll be fine!!