Congratulations!
Enjoy the early morning television.
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Thank you, thank you.
The little darling was a right little chubber like her dad, but had problems and dropped from 9lbs 8oz to 8lbs 0oz in 5 days and was readmitted to hospital where we stayed over the weekend. All is well again and like her dad her bodyweight has shot back up to 9lbs.
Nappies are quite easy as I am used to clearing up other peoples tulip and the non sensical babbling and crying sounds like any other user to me.
I have been trying to get her to count so she can be a child prodigy and she has a habit of sticking her middle finger up at people which means that at some point she will probably be the youngest person with an Asbo.
Off work until I get fed up with the crying and girlfriend at which point I will take another contract.
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Congratualtions.
Congratualtions MF
Now quicky buy some shares in Calpol!
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So membership of this forum has increased by one eh?
Well done old boy
Regards
Mailman
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He's probably doing his best to stock up on some sleep.
Congrats.
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Congratulations Arkwright
Arkwright (MarillionFan) is now the proud father of a baby girl, born yesterday. 9lb 8oz (she takes after her dad then - hopefully she hasn't inherited either your fashion sense or your taste in music
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And remember, if you do make her listen to Marillion we will report you to social services. It's only fair...Tags: None
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