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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    I thought the jocks invented golf?

    They did, and it could be counted as the single greatest covert operations success in history. After all, what would the Global Economy be like now if it's executives didnt spend half their lives trying to hit a small ball into a small hole with a long stick!

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by scotspine
    why not, it's only fair. but i think you'd have a hard job pinning golf on anyone!
    I thought the jocks invented golf?

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  • scotspine
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Today I was playing golf in 8 degrees C, a cold wind, and rain and hail. We played the last nine in the bar.

    Is there any way we can blame the socialists for this unseasonally crap weather?
    why not, it's only fair. but i think you'd have a hard job pinning golf on anyone!

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  • wendigo100
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    Today I was playing golf in 8 degrees C, a cold wind, and rain and hail. We played the last nine in the bar.

    Is there any way we can blame the socialists for this unseasonally crap weather?

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  • Antman
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    Nice n' hot here, I saw 25ºC at 8.45AM when coming into work on my scooter.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It's a fine sunny morn... quite unlike a Bank Holiday.
    It's raining here at the moment.

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by scotspine
    comme votre français, je soupçonne!

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  • scotspine
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    It adds a certain "je ne se qoi"
    comme votre français, je soupçonne!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    So now I've mown the lawn (by 'eck it was a bit long & damp... and full of exceedingly runny cattulipe).

    And done some weeding (by 'eck there were tigers in amongst the borders).

    Tired now.

    What an exciting life I lead
    Word to the wise. How to avoid runny cat tulipe.

    Eat the fecker before it dumps! It adds a certain "je ne se qoi"

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  • TheMonkey
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    Wish it was pissing it down here. Turdbrain next door has started playing wiht his car stereo at 00:21

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  • MrsGoof
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    bought shed loads for a BBQ on the morrow and I willl cook it on the BBQ even if I have to stand out there with a brolly keeping it dry.

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  • wendigo100
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    Don't lizards like a bit of damp?

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  • scotspine
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    dang....just started here!!!!!

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  • Ivor1
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    Its still pissing it down here

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic It would appear that...

    It would appear that...

    it's just stopped raining...

    Hoooooooray!

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