Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash*

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Bitbucket replied

27 May 2006, 16:25
Ive got it , instead of wash its "Lick my own B@llocks" Churchill is the only contractor that can do that
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Fungus replied

27 May 2006, 15:18
Originally posted by Chico

Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash*

I was forced to as a child.
People who wash are hypocrites - they think they are cleaner than everybody else.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
None of my friends wash.
I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
I can't spare the time.
The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer.
People who make soap are only after your money.

*If you don't get it, try substituting another series of words for "wash." If you still don't get it, you probably won't think it is funny anyway.

You miust be that disgusting asocial smelly hippy that sat next to me for 6 months. Thank goodness they got rid of you.
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Bitbucket replied

27 May 2006, 12:53
Scary ! , Im definitely giving religion a miss , this is what happens when you start using chemical enhancements to get thro the day.
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xoggoth replied

27 May 2006, 10:57
What does this thread have to do with religion?

Oh! What you mean this is supposed to be an allegory of finding god? I just thought it was a perfectly reasonable set of statetment about not washing, although for me the main reason is

I like to smell bad because it upsets people and I hate other people anyway
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Jabberwocky replied

27 May 2006, 10:38
I got it, I got it, PRAY. But it's not funny, it's just so true.

I have now started praying again - I undersatand your message - I have opened my heart to the Lord.

Thank you for showing me the light chico. The more you make these posts the greater our number shall grow. Soon the churches will be full again. Full of believers, followers of our Lord Jesus Christ. We shall sing our songs, make our prayers, and bring peace and happiness to the world. Then we can burn the non-believers on here and have orgies every Sunday.
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hyperD replied

27 May 2006, 10:19
Originally posted by Chico

Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash*

*If you don't get it, try substituting another series of words for "wash." If you still don't get it, you probably won't think it is funny anyway.

I've tried "Turkey" and it still isn't funny...
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Churchill replied

27 May 2006, 09:41
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Bastard. I have just got up and it was a heavy session last night.

Yeah, me too . I'm off for a shower and then to get my hair cut .
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The Lone Gunman replied

27 May 2006, 09:38
Originally posted by Churchill

<ahem>
figment
it's

Bastard. I have just got up and it was a heavy session last night.
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Churchill replied

27 May 2006, 09:32
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Yes but soap and water and sweat and grime are all real not a figmant of your imagination.
You have got to get passed this Chicken love, its unchristian of you.

<ahem>
figment
it's
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The Lone Gunman replied

27 May 2006, 09:29
Originally posted by Chico

Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash*

I was forced to as a child.
People who wash are hypocrites - they think they are cleaner than everybody else.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
None of my friends wash.
I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
I can't spare the time.
The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer.
People who make soap are only after your money.

*If you don't get it, try substituting another series of words for "wash." If you still don't get it, you probably won't think it is funny anyway.

Yes but soap and water and sweat and grime are all real not a figmant of your imagination.
You have got to get passed this Chicken love, its unchristian of you.
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Chico started a topic Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash*

27 May 2006, 09:19
Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash*

Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash*

I was forced to as a child.
People who wash are hypocrites - they think they are cleaner than everybody else.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.
I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas and Easter.
None of my friends wash.
I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
I can't spare the time.
The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or cool enough in summer.
People who make soap are only after your money.

*If you don't get it, try substituting another series of words for "wash." If you still don't get it, you probably won't think it is funny anyway.
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