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[minestrone]

JPMorgan shares slump 6.5pc after chief Jamie Dimon reveals $2bn trading loss - Telegraph

I once got interviewed by CIO. THe head of IT started with a 30 minute slot. He spent 25 minutes telling how they were the bees knees. He finished up relaxed in his chair, hands behind his head. He then folded his arms and said "tell me about you"!

I then met various other team members who ranged from very stressed to borderline psychotic - one woman even sat there pulling at her hair.

The fact that someone with as many mental issues as me turned them down should tell you alot.

Monday is going to be...

"got a bit of slack, some refactoring work maybe but..."

"KANBAN!, I HAVE JUST BEEN ON A KANBAN COURSE! I MUST SEE SOME KANBAN!"

"well I could rework this area of code..."

"KANBAN"

"i..."

"KANBAN"

To be honest I just want to take the sign down on the door that says they still have a AAA rating and chuck it in the bin but I must follow kanban process.

[BoredBloke]

I had an interview like that once.

After hearing half an hour's monologue without a chance of getting a word in edgeways I'd decided the bloke wasn't interested in me anyway so it was a waste of time.

I had the same thing years and years ago for GSK - I just sat there and and let him tell me as much as he wanted to. In the end there wasn't time to ask me anything. I think that's why I got the job! I ended up milking that one for 4 years.

[SupremeSpod]

Insert a comma after 'girl' and it will be OK.

Raping is never Ok.

[d000hg]

Leave the "White girl raping Pakistani taxi driver" persona in its box, not a good one to use at the moment.

Insert a comma after 'girl' and it will be OK.

[Sysman]

I once got interviewed by CIO. THe head of IT started with a 30 minute slot. He spent 25 minutes telling how they were the bees knees. He finished up relaxed in his chair, hands behind his head. He then folded his arms and said "tell me about you"!

I had an interview like that once.

After hearing half an hour's monologue without a chance of getting a word in edgeways I'd decided the bloke wasn't interested in me anyway so it was a waste of time.

[BrilloPad]

I had a job interview at BarCap in 2000.

Does that count?

Count for what?

[AtW]

I had a job interview at BarCap in 2000.

Does that count?

[MarillionFan]

Leave the "White girl raping Pakistani taxi driver" persona in its box, not a good one to use at the moment.

WHS

Especially if you over charge.

[SupremeSpod]

Ah yes. Brillo the father. Brillo the son. Brillo the holy ghost. This week I am having my religious nutcase week. I wonder what I will pick for next week?

Leave the "White girl raping Pakistani taxi driver" persona in its box, not a good one to use at the moment.

[BrilloPad]

All 3 of you!

Ah yes. Brillo the father. Brillo the son. Brillo the holy ghost. This week I am having my religious nutcase week. I wonder what I will pick for next week?

[SupremeSpod]

Which one of me was that aimed at?

All 3 of you!

[BrilloPad]

I didn't

When I said "people" I meant "plural" as in more than one body, not "people" as in "multiple personality disorder".

Which one of me was that aimed at?

[SupremeSpod]

okay. okay. I failed. do you have to tell everyone?

I didn't

When I said "people" I meant "plural" as in more than one body, not "people" as in "multiple personality disorder".

[BrilloPad]

I know people who post on this forum who didn't fail their interview at JPMorgan...

okay. okay. I failed. do you have to tell everyone?

[SupremeSpod]

JPMorgan shares slump 6.5pc after chief Jamie Dimon reveals $2bn trading loss - Telegraph

I once got interviewed by CIO. THe head of IT started with a 30 minute slot. He spent 25 minutes telling how they were the bees knees. He finished up relaxed in his chair, hands behind his head. He then folded his arms and said "tell me about you"!

I then met various other team members who ranged from very stressed to borderline psychotic - one woman even sat there pulling at her hair.

The fact that someone with as many mental issues as me turned them down should tell you alot.

I know people who post on this forum who didn't fail their interview at JPMorgan...