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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    They could do penis extentions the same way!

    I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough

    Just kidding wim
    Hehe I'm flattered, I'd love a 6ft 1" penis. I could use it to open and close the OH's mouth like a puppet, once it moves her organs aside that is.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    He lost a few pounds while searching for a mail order bride.

    HTH
    I sold him the old man for 20 roubles in the end. Everyone's a winner.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    has ATW lost some weight?
    He lost a few pounds while searching for a mail order bride.

    HTH

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    One of the posters on this thread is the width of a double wardrobe and its not me.....
    has ATW lost some weight?

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  • BrilloPad
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    One of the posters on this thread is the width of a double wardrobe and its not me.....

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I can already make my penis 1.8" long. I fold it in half.
    The girls all call you Fatty Soames. Like having a double wardrobe fall on top of you with the key still in the lock.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    They could do penis extentions the same way!

    I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough

    Just kidding wim
    I can already make my penis 18" long. I fold it in half.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    African or European?

    Any swallow is fine.

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  • AtW
    replied
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    He's always preferred a generously sized member.
    African or European?

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  • northernladyuk
    replied
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    They could do penis extentions the same way!

    I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough

    Just kidding wim
    He's always preferred a generously sized member.

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  • Diver
    replied
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    They could do penis extentions the same way!

    I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough

    Just kidding wim

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Private Message FAO Diver

    Private Message FAO Diver

    Belly gives finger a handDoctors attached a man's finger to his stomach in - The Independent

    Please pass onto your surgeon.

    HTH
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