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Hehe I'm flattered, I'd love a 6ft 1" penis. I could use it to open and close the OH's mouth like a puppet, once it moves her organs aside that is.
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I sold him the old man for 20 roubles in the end. Everyone's a winner.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHe lost a few pounds while searching for a mail order bride.
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One of the posters on this thread is the width of a double wardrobe and its not me.....
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The girls all call you Fatty Soames. Like having a double wardrobe fall on top of you with the key still in the lock.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI can already make my penis 1.8" long. I fold it in half.
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He's always preferred a generously sized member.Originally posted by Diver View PostThey could do penis extentions the same way!
I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough
Just kidding wim
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They could do penis extentions the same way!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBelly gives finger a handDoctors attached a man's finger to his stomach in - The Independent
Please pass onto your surgeon.
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I told wim to go in for a penis enlargement, but they said he was tall enough
Just kidding wim
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Private Message FAO Diver
Belly gives finger a handDoctors attached a man's finger to his stomach in - The Independent
Please pass onto your surgeon.
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