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Previously on "rebranding Al-Qaeda"
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Some ideas
- Bin Laden & Co
- Long, fuzzy, dirty beards are us
- Friends of the CIA
- The charity foundation for muder, rape and general intolerance
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The media got boredOriginally posted by Troll View PostThat's all gone a bit quiet recently
Is it because:- No white farmers left?
- Mugabe is now considered an ally in some war on terror or summat?
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That's all gone a bit quiet recentlyOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostHe is joined by Robert Mugabe who had a very successful farming business before firing all of his colonial owners and stealing their land....
Is it because:- No white farmers left?
- Mugabe is now considered an ally in some war on terror or summat?
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How about Marks and Spencers?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat name should Al-Qaeda have picked?
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... the task this week is to plan a mission to stage a demonstration against a symbol of Western decadence. Osama has chosen to fart in a branch of starbucks, while Robert will moon during an Arsenal game (which will really annoy Osama).Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWicked. It's like choosing the names on the Apprentice.
And this series we have Osama Bin Laden who had his own construction company before taking a few years out from the rat race to find himself. He is joined by Robert Mugabe who had a very successful farming business before firing all of his colonial owners and stealing their land....
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Wicked. It's like choosing the names on the Apprentice.Originally posted by doomage View PostThey should drop the Al
Just "Qaeda"
And this series we have Osama Bin Laden who had his own construction company before taking a few years out from the rat race to find himself. He is joined by Robert Mugabe who had a very successful farming business before firing all of his colonial owners and stealing their land....
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I understood the name was originally selected by the CIA in one of their 1990s reports - a name for disperate groups of Islamic extremists??
Tone
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