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Previously on "rebranding Al-Qaeda"

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  • SimonMac
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    Al-Qaeda Tata Consultancy Services - They get the job done!

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  • vetran
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    Just call me Al

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  • Old Greg
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    Pig ****ers Anonymous

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  • NorthWestPerm2Contr
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    Some ideas

    - Bin Laden & Co
    - Long, fuzzy, dirty beards are us
    - Friends of the CIA
    - The charity foundation for muder, rape and general intolerance

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    That's all gone a bit quiet recently

    Is it because:
    • No white farmers left?
    • Mugabe is now considered an ally in some war on terror or summat?
    The media got bored

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He is joined by Robert Mugabe who had a very successful farming business before firing all of his colonial owners and stealing their land....
    That's all gone a bit quiet recently

    Is it because:
    • No white farmers left?
    • Mugabe is now considered an ally in some war on terror or summat?

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  • amcdonald
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    How about the Colonial Liberation Islamic Triumph

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  • hyperD
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    I like the one-eyed Scottish idiot's name for them: Alky Aida.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by doomage View Post
    They should drop the Al

    Just "Qaeda"
    Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
    I understood the name was originally selected by the CIA in one of their 1990s reports - a name for disperate groups of Islamic extremists??



    Tone
    Qaeda Consulting Group

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What name should Al-Qaeda have picked?
    How about Marks and Spencers?

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  • SimonMac
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    72 Virgins Waiting

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Wicked. It's like choosing the names on the Apprentice.

    And this series we have Osama Bin Laden who had his own construction company before taking a few years out from the rat race to find himself. He is joined by Robert Mugabe who had a very successful farming business before firing all of his colonial owners and stealing their land....
    ... the task this week is to plan a mission to stage a demonstration against a symbol of Western decadence. Osama has chosen to fart in a branch of starbucks, while Robert will moon during an Arsenal game (which will really annoy Osama).

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doomage View Post
    They should drop the Al

    Just "Qaeda"
    Wicked. It's like choosing the names on the Apprentice.

    And this series we have Osama Bin Laden who had his own construction company before taking a few years out from the rat race to find himself. He is joined by Robert Mugabe who had a very successful farming business before firing all of his colonial owners and stealing their land....

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  • AtW
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    Fish bait?

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  • Sands of Time
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    I understood the name was originally selected by the CIA in one of their 1990s reports - a name for disperate groups of Islamic extremists??



    Tone

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