Pub Lock In

[Diver]

I thought you were only the barmaid on Fridays ?

My moobs aren't big enough for the role

[amcdonald]

The barmaid

I thought you were only the barmaid on Fridays ?

[Sysman]

I remember one local that had regular lockins and the police knew about it,

There were a few trouble causers in the village and the best way to keep them quiet on a Friday or Saturday night was to let them drink until the early hours.

It worked very well.

[pacharan]

I quite miss the fug of an English country pub tbh.

In other news, 12 pubs a day are being forced to close.

[MarillionFan]

Was up in Wales visiting a mate over the last week. One night we went down his local for a few pints of Brains.

At 11, landlord declared a lock in and said everyone could smoke. At this point some twot kicked up a stink and stormed out threatening to tell the council.

What would you have done?

Edit: I quit a few years ago but my attitude is live and let live.

Classic.

Right lads we're going to give the fella over there a good kicking! Who's with me! Yeah! Oh yeah, and take his wallet!!! Fook that, now me, that's illegal that.

[Diver]

If you are not drinking what the heck are you doing in pub?

The barmaid

[AtW]

I don't smoke or drink so I'd probably phone the police

If you are not drinking what the heck are you doing in pub?

[Diver]

Oh yeh!

I forgot to mention, I'm on the local licensing committee

[Diver]

I don't smoke or drink so I'd probably phone the police

[Cliphead]

If I'm posting on here at 3am it's from a pub.

[pacharan]

Was up in Wales visiting a mate over the last week. One night we went down his local for a few pints of Brains.

At 11, landlord declared a lock in and said everyone could smoke. At this point some twot kicked up a stink and stormed out threatening to tell the council.

What would you have done?

Edit: I quit a few years ago but my attitude is live and let live.