Why dont I get to have a g spot eh ?

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BrilloPad replied

25 April 2012, 20:25
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

According to Cosmo, you have, but we have to shove our finger up your bum to find it.

Personally it does nothing for me. A huge disappontment. I far prefer Perineum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia . Seems to work quite well on women too.
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Cliphead replied

25 April 2012, 19:07
Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post

I had a checkup the other week and all was well until I was told to drop 'em and bend over. It was a bit of a shock even though I was warned!

I'm seriously considering changing dentists.

I didn't see it coming
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bless 'em all replied

25 April 2012, 19:02
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

The doc never told me that's what she was looking for last time she did that

I had a checkup the other week and all was well until I was told to drop 'em and bend over. It was a bit of a shock even though I was warned!

I'm seriously considering changing dentists.
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d000hg replied

25 April 2012, 19:00
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

What do you mean you f***ing f***er

Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

why is that THEY get pretty little things in their nicks with 'wings' on and I have to stick a bit of bog roll down there ?
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Cliphead replied

25 April 2012, 18:04
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

According to Cosmo, you have, but we have to shove our finger up your bum to find it.

The doc never told me that's what she was looking for last time she did that
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EternalOptimist replied

25 April 2012, 18:00
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

What do you mean you f***ing f***er

phwoarrr , if I were twelve years younger
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Zippy replied

25 April 2012, 17:55
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

1)you have a willy
2)why are you menstruating?

What do you mean you f***ing f***er
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mudskipper replied

25 April 2012, 17:39
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

How come women get to have a g spot and I dont ? why is that THEY get pretty little things in their nicks with 'wings' on and I have to stick a bit of bog roll down there ?
I thought all my kids were Egypytians till I realised they just had their hands out, and why is it always MY turn to put the bins out and get the shopping when its raining, and they get the chance to be a feminist , when do I get to be a masculinist

what do we want - a G SPOT
when do we want it - NOW
titties titties titties - OUT OUT OUT

According to Cosmo, you have, but we have to shove our finger up your bum to find it.
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d000hg replied

25 April 2012, 17:35
1)you have a willy
2)why are you menstruating?
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EternalOptimist replied

25 April 2012, 17:18
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Erm you do, but really don't want to go there

oh no.

dont tell me it's

up...there
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ZuiderZee replied

25 April 2012, 17:10
Is it cos you is NOT a twunt?

I bet <insert user of choice> has!
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amcdonald replied

25 April 2012, 17:08
Erm you do, but really don't want to go there
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SimonMac replied

25 April 2012, 17:05
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

How come women get to have a g spot and I dont ? why is that THEY get pretty little things in their nicks with 'wings' on and I have to stick a bit of bog roll down there ?
I thought all my kids were Egypytians till I realised they just had their hands out, and why is it always MY turn to put the bins out and get the shopping when its raining, and they get the chance to be a feminist , when do I get to be a masculinist

what do we want - a G SPOT
when do we want it - NOW
titties titties titties - OUT OUT OUT

Erm you grotesque moobs or the chesticles of the fine fillies of CUK?
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EternalOptimist started a topic Why dont I get to have a g spot eh ?

25 April 2012, 16:56
Why dont I get to have a g spot eh ?

How come women get to have a g spot and I dont ? why is that THEY get pretty little things in their nicks with 'wings' on and I have to stick a bit of bog roll down there ?
I thought all my kids were Egypytians till I realised they just had their hands out, and why is it always MY turn to put the bins out and get the shopping when its raining, and they get the chance to be a feminist , when do I get to be a masculinist

what do we want - a G SPOT
when do we want it - NOW
titties titties titties - OUT OUT OUT
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