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Previously on "Idiot of the day - The result!"
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostMaybe AtW works at the Wigan branch, and the riot was all his fault for telling the youths he wouldn't accept credit card payments.
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Maybe AtW works at the Wigan branch, and the riot was all his fault for telling the youths he wouldn't accept credit card payments.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI've invested money I've saved in the first 5 years of me being a FTV in the same company where MF worked before I replaced him - that was priceless. Ever since he holds a grudge.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostCan you imagine AtW getting questioned on Dragons' Den?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDuncan Banatyne set up his first nursing home by selling everything, using every last penny and maxing his credit cards to the hilt. AtW keeps his in a penny jar under the bed.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI have the money, I have to pay a penalty to access it.
It's like to say - I've got lots of money invested into shares but if I sell them it will be at a loss, well - there you have it: if you can't use it then you don't have it, maybe you can get some credit using that money as a collateral but it will cost you.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI know it's AtW, but even so the fact someone running a bona fide business doesn't get the concept of cashflow and credit is simply stunning.
Can you imagine AtW getting questioned on Dragons' Den?
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI think we've learned a real lesson today folks.
That lesson should be engraved on all our hearts.
It should be printed in letters 6 feet tall and posted from billboards everywhere.
The lesson is "Don't argue with AtW, because every time you do a little orphan boy dies!". Probably.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIt's the difference between bankrupcy and happy everlasting list.
Do you have the fooking money right now? No? Then you are skint.
Can you imagine AtW getting questioned on Dragons' Den?
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI think we've learned a real lesson today folks.
That lesson should be engraved on all our hearts.
It should be printed in letters 6 feet tall and posted from billboards everywhere.
The lesson is "Don't argue with AtW, because every time you do a little orphan boy dies!". Probably.
Now I'm off to modify my Travel Lodge macro to factor in the cost of mileage between different locations to get the best overall price.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIt's the difference between bankrupcy and happy everlasting list.
Do you have the fooking money right now? No? Then you are skint.
Remember #1 rule - have good cashflow, even if it means not making a tenner a month on deal that can go more sour than Toxic Waste.
And don't PM me again. I don't have £50 to invest in your company this month and yes I would want more than the 50% you offered last time.
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I think we've learned a real lesson today folks.
That lesson should be engraved on all our hearts.
It should be printed in letters 6 feet tall and posted from billboards everywhere.
The lesson is "Don't argue with AtW, because every time you do a little orphan boy dies!". Probably.
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI never said skint. I said cash flow. Big difference.
Do you have the fooking money right now? No? Then you are skint.
Remember #1 rule - have good cashflow, even if it means not making a tenner a month on deal that can go more sour than Toxic Waste.
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