• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: Eat Tulip...

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Eat Tulip..."

Collapse

  • SupremeSpod
    replied
    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
    bugger; if only I'd memorised every thread on CUK for the last two years and not just the last 12 months I'd have spotted that

    Fancy not knowing about a thread that was posted 9 months before I registered, I consider myself suitably reprimanded

    Of course I could have done a search for "tulip" but that may have returned more than one or two results...
    Then you'd also have remembered that your first post was...

    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
    But what if you are a genuine new user but have been lurking for a while, so know who is a pinko, who is a knob, who is a cretin, and who still wets the bed

    And you don't like films about gladiators

    And you don't know how to bleed a radiator

    And you've NEVER licked the chutney spoon (...in public)

    How do you prove that you're not a sock-puppet?
    Just saying, like...

    Leave a comment:


  • northernladuk
    replied
    Have you spoken to your accoutant??

    Leave a comment:


  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
    bugger; if only I'd memorised every thread on CUK for the last two years and not just the last 12 months I'd have spotted that

    Fancy not knowing about a thread that was posted 9 months before I registered, I consider myself suitably reprimanded

    Of course I could have done a search for "tulip" but that may have returned more than one or two results...
    Calm down. Did I say KUATB? Just showing some other tulipmania items

    Leave a comment:


  • Bacchus
    replied
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Duplicate post.
    bugger; if only I'd memorised every thread on CUK for the last two years and not just the last 12 months I'd have spotted that

    Fancy not knowing about a thread that was posted 9 months before I registered, I consider myself suitably reprimanded

    Of course I could have done a search for "tulip" but that may have returned more than one or two results...

    Leave a comment:


  • Old Greg
    replied
    Duplicate post.

    Leave a comment:


  • Old Greg
    replied
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...nt-agency.html

    Leave a comment:


  • Bacchus
    started a topic Eat Tulip...

    Eat Tulip...

    I was looking for something suitably highbrow for my 100th post on these fora, I wondered about my 5-day extension, surely the smallest "boom" in the history of contracting, but then wandering around the supermarket I saw this...



    I know that there is a recession on, but FFS


    [edit]and it looks suspiciously like the contents of a doner kebab... [edit]

Working...
X