Reply to: Nicknames

[d000hg]

doogie.

[Sysman]

Sledge : Given to a guy who was 'normally pulled by dogs'.

I like that one.

I used to know a barmaid known as Shed, derived from "Empty shed", Made of wood and nothing in it. She wasn't very bright...

Then the inevitable Chalky for a coloured lad, Slim for a tubby lad and Curly for someone as bald as a coot.

[Lockhouse]

Harsh, but fair.

I am probbly the only CUK'er who knows the truth...

When he was born, the doctors told his da to prepare for a shock. So they went to the ward to with the badly disabled kids, and his dad had a tear and said 'which one is he ? I'll still love him to bits'
'Er, actually its worse, follow me' so they went to the next ward
there was just a head on a pillow with loads of tubes going up the nose
'Oh MF is that you son?'
'Er, actually its worse, follow me' so they went to a little room off the back
and in an incubator was a bell-end, with a little tube going in

'WTF, is that my son ??? nothing but a knob-end?'
'Yes, I am sorry. But I have some very very bad news'
'BAD NEWS??? whaaa'
'Yes....'





'...He's a total twat'

The moral of this story is, it's better to quit whilst you're a head.

[EternalOptimist]

******* hell! Were you a Thalidomide baby?

Harsh, but fair.

I am probbly the only CUK'er who knows the truth...

When he was born, the doctors told his da to prepare for a shock. So they went to the ward to with the badly disabled kids, and his dad had a tear and said 'which one is he ? I'll still love him to bits'
'Er, actually its worse, follow me' so they went to the next ward
there was just a head on a pillow with loads of tubes going up the nose
'Oh MF is that you son?'
'Er, actually its worse, follow me' so they went to a little room off the back
and in an incubator was a bell-end, with a little tube going in

'WTF, is that my son ??? nothing but a knob-end?'
'Yes, I am sorry. But I have some very very bad news'
'BAD NEWS??? whaaa'
'Yes....'





'...He's a total twat'

[Lockhouse]

My mate's mum used to call me "Weird Andy".

[SupremeSpod]

They used to call me Tripod.

******* hell! Were you a Thalidomide baby?

[MarillionFan]

Used to?

Does that mean you have had the op and the sex change has been a success?

No?

I sold my telescope.

[SimonMac]

They used to call me Tripod.

Used to?

Does that mean you have had the op and the sex change has been a success?

[TestMangler]

Never really had a nickname, but am usually the great giver of workplace nicknames.

My favoutite ones were:

Wheelbarrow : Given to a guy who sat there doing f**k all until you pushed him.

Sledge : Given to a guy who was 'normally pulled by dogs'.

Prince : Given to a guy who was so tight, he wouldn't spend a penny over the client co's nightly £20 subsistance rate. So, he partied when it was £19.99

[MarillionFan]

They used to call me Tripod.

[northernladyuk]

Every new house you move to, the first thing you do is replace the carpy paved or tarmaced drive with a gravel one?

Probably to do with bikini bottoms, a gravel beach and strong seas.

[northernladyuk]

Violent Violet

[OwlHoot]

Gravel.

Long story

Every new house you move to, the first thing you do is replace the carpy paved or tarmaced drive with a gravel one?

[amcdonald]

Someone I know everyone calls them Grouch including their bird, because they whinge about everything, and no matter how good a day they have they always look miserable

[SupremeSpod]

At school - Bones - I was very tall and very thin before I started playing Rugby and filled out a bit.
In the Forces - Paddy