Reply to: Which comedian would you push out to sea on a raft?

[Doggy Styles]

Many of the new, manufactured crop are crap and annoying. Russell Howard (awful), Shappi Korsandi (patently not funny), Chris addisson (out of his depth), Jason Manford (cr@p), and the worst of the lot - Michael McIntyre. Send them all off. Bring back Bill Hicks.

I agree with these sentiments too. Nobody would stay in especially to watch them, like they used to do to watch Morecambe and Wise, the Two Ronnies and Tommy Cooper.

Not Ken Goodwin though, he was a c...

[BillHicksRIP]

Would agree with the above post's sentiments, especially about the Bill Hicks part.

[Ruprect]

Many of the new, manufactured crop are crap and annoying. Russell Howard (awful), Shappi Korsandi (patently not funny), Chris addisson (out of his depth), Jason Manford (cr@p), and the worst of the lot - Michael McIntyre. Send them all off. Bring back Bill Hicks.

[amcdonald]

Ben Elton

To be fair he did help write The Young Ones and Black Adder, but as a stand up he was pretty annoying

[DodgyAgent]

Ben Elton

[bless 'em all]

Is Lee Evans big in Albania too?




Tone

No, he's a short-arsed twonk in any country.

HTH

[Sands of Time]

Is Lee Evans big in Albania too?




Tone

[hyperD]

Marcus Brigstocke. Followed by Jeremy Hardy. And then Jo Brand just to sink the feckers.

[OwlHoot]

Lee Evans - Why?

No I don't mean why would you shove him into a raging sea on a flimsy, unstable vessel.

I just mean Lee Evans - WHY?

Ah, I see what you mean now, an existential question.

Why did God make mosquitoes?

Bad example come to think of it - At least they feed bats and swallows.

[MaryPoppins]

Alternatively, what comedian would you like to be stuck on a raft with? And I don't mean for feeding to the sharks purposes, even if that is where they might end up.

Jon Richardson. Mmmm.

[realityhack]

Russell Brand.

I'd help you there, and I'd chuck on his mate Jonathan Ross for good measure.

+100

[TheBigD]

none

they'll all manic depressive alcoholics with drug addictions when off stage or not in front of a camera

I don't know... Al Murray (The Pub Landlord) comes across as an alright guy when not in character.

[filthy1980]

Alternatively, what comedian would you like to be stuck on a raft with? And I don't mean for feeding to the sharks purposes, even if that is where they might end up.

none

they'll all manic depressive alcoholics with drug addictions when off stage or not in front of a camera

[Doggy Styles]

Have you got a red nose?

Redder than a radioactive baboon's arse!

Actually no I haven't, that was another one of my hilarious jokes.

[Sands of Time]

1. Start at Leicester Square

2. Catch Piccadilly Line to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway
South"
- Follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit" - Follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
29.2 Miles

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
104.0 Miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for 7.8 Miles

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
Miles

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampas" - follow
for 1.7 Miles

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
miles

Now where are you?

Mornington Crescent?