Cracked pavements

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d000hg replied

11 April 2012, 20:03
He's got some stones to do that.
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hyperD replied

11 April 2012, 18:06
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

But is there ANYTHING in the world worse that standing on a cracked paving stone and getting an icy cold squirt up the leg ?

This guy didn't think so!

IN 1993, pervert Karl Watkins was jailed for 18 months for repeatedly having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs
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EternalOptimist replied

11 April 2012, 17:43
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

You sure it was the pavement rather than a squirting midget ?

you are blooming transendental.

half an hour befor I got squirted, I saw two midgets in Tescos (they might have been dwarfs, although neither of them looked happy)
and I wondered how they got together ?
is there some sort of PORG* dating site or something. like that undateables the other night ?

*person of restricted growth
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amcdonald replied

11 April 2012, 17:36
You sure it was the pavement rather than a squirting midget ?
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EternalOptimist replied

11 April 2012, 17:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Being gang raped in prison with the knowledge that several of your attackers probably have aids?

I can guarantee from personal experience, that one icy squirt up the trainer, is worse than two of those 'big bubbas'
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BrilloPad replied

11 April 2012, 17:26
Being gang raped in prison with the knowledge that several of your attackers probably have aids?
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ZuiderZee replied

11 April 2012, 17:22
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I know there is famine in the world, and Malaria. And I pity the Liverpool fans come saturday
But is there ANYTHING in the world worse that standing on a cracked paving stone and getting an icy cold squirt up the leg ?

Someone dropping their guts in a small lift?
Splash back on your fly area from the tap, or even splatter from pish?
Spotting bad skid marks in your shreddies when you are getting jiggy?
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EternalOptimist started a topic Cracked pavements

11 April 2012, 17:18
Cracked pavements

I know there is famine in the world, and Malaria. And I pity the Liverpool fans come saturday
But is there ANYTHING in the world worse that standing on a cracked paving stone and getting an icy cold squirt up the leg ?
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