Reply to: heres a strange one

[stek]

Aspergers

tulip I AM dylselicks...

[wim121]

When I was at school 'dyslexic' just meant 'thick'

Asbergers my arse...

Aspergers

I laughed because it reminded me of this:

[SimonMac]

9 or 6 depending on the level of dyslexia

[SimonMac]

When I was at school 'dyslexic' just meant 'thick'

Asbergers my arse...

Aspergers

[SimonMac]

no i have dyslexia !!!!

Dyslexia Rules KO!!

I'll get me coat...

DNA = National Dyslexia Association.

[TestMangler]

It got deleted there on grounds of incomprehensibility.

Not very nice to use a word like incomp-whatever to a dizlecksic, is it ?

[NotAllThere]

What does she already earn?

And shouldn't you have posted this in Accounting/Legal - in General there is a good chance someone will ask for a photo of her norks to help with the calculations....

It got deleted there on grounds of incomprehensibility.

[stek]

You won't get much sympathy from the dinosaurs on this site mate. They'll use that as an excuse for a cheap jibe.

I know, cause i've got CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order, THE WAY THEY SHOULD BE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's like my mate, in France, wagon driver, had it off with a Frenchie Prossie in a lay-by, got checked out by the Doc when he got home, it was bad news....

He was HGV Positive

[TestMangler]

no i have dyslexia !!!!

You won't get much sympathy from the dinosaurs on this site mate. They'll use that as an excuse for a cheap jibe.

I know, cause i've got CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order, THE WAY THEY SHOULD BE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stek]

When I was at school 'dyslexic' just meant 'thick'

Asbergers my arse...

[Paddy]

i not moaning you asked if i was forgien i was explaing why i was not and that was run through word 2007 spell checker

Is your shift key broken or you just can’t be bothered to use it? If it is the latter; you are putting questions to contractors with 20 to 30 years experience; their advice is worth a lot yet you can’t be bothered to use the shift key. If you had put your post through Word 2007, surly the “i” would have been correct to “I”.

[nivlac]

So have I and it was not recognised when I went to school, they just punished us for poor spelling and grammar.

You have no excuse, type what you want to say in MS-Word and check the grammar and spelling. Keep sentences short Always read twice what you have written and make sure it makes sense. Don’t play the bedwetting dyslexia card. I have worked with chronically disable IT people who are in constant pain and can hardly see. They never moaned once.

i not moaning you asked if i was forgien i was explaing why i was not and that was run through word 2007 spell checker

[nivlac]

Why bother paying her? You are just creating more hassle for yourself.

You have two realistic options:

1: Instead of paying her a wage, since she already works, just give her shares and pay her dividends. So you dont need to bother with all the rubbish of constant employee payments. Just make a lump sum payment twice a year or so.

2: Wait until you are benched, then she will she that the money isnt rolling in anymore and decide to split up with you, taking nearly all your money and insisting you pay for a steak dinner for her and her new chap every day for the rest of her life because she became accustomed to eating steak with you.


Most blokes just concede the inevitable and go for option 2.

The idea is to pay her a wage so when applying for a mortgage it will show she is earning enough wages to get the mortgage she needs thanks.

[wim121]

And shouldn't you have posted this in Accounting/Legal - in General there is a good chance someone will ask for a photo of her norks to help with the calculations.

In fact - have you got a photo of her norks to help with the calculations?

I need to become ltd to pay my partner for the work she already does at the moment she does my books and I don’t pay her the reason I want to pay here for the work she already does (my books account and orders) is we want a mortgage but I cannot go on it due to past history, we earn more than enough money as she works 37 hours a week and I earn 30 plus per a year my question is this if she becomes an employee of the ltd company and I pay her £167 pw on top of what she already earns will I end up out of pocket after paying her tax and ni? thank for any info

Why bother paying her? You are just creating more hassle for yourself.

You have two realistic options:

1: Instead of paying her a wage, since she already works, just give her shares and pay her dividends. So you dont need to bother with all the rubbish of constant employee payments. Just make a lump sum payment twice a year or so.

2: Wait until you are benched, then she will she that the money isnt rolling in anymore and decide to split up with you, taking nearly all your money and insisting you pay for a steak dinner for her and her new chap every day for the rest of her life because she became accustomed to eating steak with you.


Most blokes just concede the inevitable and go for option 2.

[MarillionFan]

no i have dyslexia !!!!

I sell full stops for £20 each and commas for £10. Semi colons though are £50.

PM me if you'd like me to check your posts in future and I'll setup a direct debit to make it easier.