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Diver replied

5 April 2012, 07:19
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Is that one of the those 'group' sex toys? Do you have a link???
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Sysman replied

5 April 2012, 07:09
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Suggestions?

Have you tried bleeding the radiator?

Trivia: Boomerangs were banned from the BBC. True Story.

Background: Rolf Harris got a boomerang thrower to demonstrate the art in front of a live studio audience. Not really good for telly, as it was impossible to pan around following the boomerang's flight path with the technology available then.

see bloke throw boomerang

wait a few secs

see bloke catching boomerang

The producer reckoned that this was boring telly, so persuaded Rolf to make appropriate wooshing sounds as it flew.

Boomerangs got banned because a BBC director found the sound "terrifying".
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MarillionFan replied

5 April 2012, 06:57
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Just be glad it wasn't one of these.

Is that one of the those 'group' sex toys? Do you have a link???
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mudskipper replied

5 April 2012, 06:53
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

1. How did that get there? Like that?
2. I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination

Just be glad it wasn't one of these.
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mudskipper replied

4 April 2012, 19:32
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

MS paint.

NEXT!

Well, yep. Attempts to google a real boomerang up someone's arse turned up many mind boggling results, but no boomerangs. Disappointing.
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minestrone replied

4 April 2012, 19:28
MS paint.

NEXT!
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doomage replied

4 April 2012, 19:14
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

This thread really turned a corner there.
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Zippy replied

4 April 2012, 18:09
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

1. How did that get there? Like that?
2. I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination
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MarillionFan replied

4 April 2012, 18:02
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Whats that Skip ?

An anally retentive self-regarding retard, with sociopathic tendancies ?
Yep, I figure your right there Skip

What snidey says.
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EternalOptimist replied

4 April 2012, 17:58
Whats that Skip ?

An anally retentive self-regarding retard, with sociopathic tendancies ?
Yep, I figure your right there Skip
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mudskipper replied

4 April 2012, 17:49
Originally posted by doomage View Post

Lube?
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BlasterBates replied

4 April 2012, 17:48
You may need to adjust the spark plugs.
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doomage replied

4 April 2012, 15:56
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Suggestions?

Lube?
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TheFaQQer replied

4 April 2012, 15:23
Did you throw it down a one way street? If so, there's your problem.
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TimberWolf replied

4 April 2012, 15:18
<old joke>If it doesn't come back it's called a stick.</>
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