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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Shall we let him join the clique, girls?
    You do realise I'm Sas, right?

    Besides, this girl uses Clinique.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    That was my plan, but I found all the posters were Godless heathens who couldn't be saved.

    But General... Wow, it's like spending all day in church.

    EDIT: Or an Asylum (which is pretty much the same thing...)

    Shall we let him join the clique, girls?

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Yeah - it gets like that in general. Perhaps you should stick to the professional fora.
    That was my plan, but I found all the posters were Godless heathens who couldn't be saved.

    But General... Wow, it's like spending all day in church.

    EDIT: Or an Asylum (which is pretty much the same thing...)
    Last edited by nomadd; 30 March 2012, 20:45.

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  • ctdctd
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    ^ WEOS

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    ...and home
    put yer feet up.
    have a beer.

    wonder if they will ring up offering an extension,

    then wonder if you will get a new gig next week.

    then sigh and say to yourself 'wgas'




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  • NickFitz
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    ...and home

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    Thoughts of cybersexing and jerking off to morbid pictures earlier MF?

    You really arent getting enough are you? Poor chap!


    Are you married? Maybe you should have a word with the wife and tell her it is about time the marriage was consummated or you attempt to find someone else who wont find sex with you repugnant.
    As cutting as a blamange in a microwave.

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Thank god, for one moment there I thought you were cybersexing.
    Thoughts of cybersexing and jerking off to morbid pictures earlier MF?

    You really arent getting enough are you? Poor chap!


    Are you married? Maybe you should have a word with the wife and tell her it is about time the marriage was consummated or you attempt to find someone else who wont find sex with you repugnant.

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  • stek
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    You forgot to get your time sheet signed.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    It was the hyphenating of desk-side that confuzzled me. After that, all hope of getting the rest of the sentence correct was lost.
    Yeah - it gets like that in general. Perhaps you should stick to the professional fora.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    He said he was tidying them up before he goes.

    Probably just a quick bullet to the back of the head and a handful of quick-lyme.

    Then one final kiss goodbye.
    It's kinder this way.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    drawer
    It was the hyphenating of desk-side that confuzzled me. After that, all hope of getting the rest of the sentence correct was lost.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    ...and leave it right at the back of my desk-side draw.
    drawer

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I didn't realise you brought your own offshoring team with you.
    He said he was tidying them up before he goes.

    Probably just a quick haircut and a handful of gel.

    Then one final kiss goodbye.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    ...get my remaining sausage roll out of the fridge...
    ...and leave it right at the back of my desk-side draw.
    Last edited by nomadd; 30 March 2012, 13:18.

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