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BrilloPad replied

27 March 2012, 09:14
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

RealityHack of course Maybe it was NAT or Admin?

RH told me he would only get his out for me.
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Churchill replied

27 March 2012, 09:12
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

RealityHack of course Maybe it was NAT or Admin?

Wrong.

It was <mod snip></mod snip>
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MarillionFan replied

27 March 2012, 09:03
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

RealityHack of course Maybe it was NAT or Admin?

The question was 'Who has got their cock out?', not 'Who is a cock?'
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norrahe replied

27 March 2012, 08:59
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I don't think that is the only person who can tell you. But I just can't quite remember who the other one is.

RealityHack of course Maybe it was NAT or Admin?
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Churchill replied

27 March 2012, 08:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I don't think that is the only person who can tell you. But I just can't quite remember who the other one is.

Can't you? It was <mod snip></mod snip>
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BrilloPad replied

27 March 2012, 08:20
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I'm sure if Xenophon where here he could tell you all about it

I don't think that is the only person who can tell you. But I just can't quite remember who the other one is.
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norrahe replied

27 March 2012, 07:50
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've never really understood the need to webcam your John Thomas over the net??? In fact I've never really understood the whole 'cyber sex' thing at all.

Is there anyone on CUK who can explain it???

I'm sure if Xenophon where here he could tell you all about it
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BrilloPad replied

27 March 2012, 06:08
Originally posted by vetran View Post

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Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

......and more little man related posts.

Just trying to raise the tone of general.

hilarious. reminded me of that scene from Porky's as well.
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wim121 replied

27 March 2012, 00:14
Originally posted by vetran View Post

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Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

......and more little man related posts.

Just trying to raise the tone of general.

Hahahahaha love it, very funny.

She is wrong though, vaginas have a personality as much as, if not more than penises ....
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amcdonald replied

26 March 2012, 22:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I've never really understood the need to webcam your John Thomas over the net??? In fact I've never really understood the whole 'cyber sex' thing at all.

Is there anyone on CUK who can explain it???

Just google chat roulette, and all will be revealed
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MarillionFan replied

26 March 2012, 22:16
I've never really understood the need to webcam your John Thomas over the net??? In fact I've never really understood the whole 'cyber sex' thing at all.

Is there anyone on CUK who can explain it???
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amcdonald replied

26 March 2012, 22:09
I sent a woman an email titled "Wanna see my cock", linked off course to a photo of the cockerel in the garden

Believe me sometimes the urge to make a dodgy pun is too much
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MarillionFan replied

26 March 2012, 22:06
Oh puss. 1684.
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vetran started a topic OK its that time again - who was this

26 March 2012, 22:04
OK its that time again - who was this

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Today I had to talk to an employee who e-mailed a photograph of his penis to a woman in his department. I knew it was his penis because it said, “This is my penis,” in the subject line. Also, his name badge was clipped to his belt and was clearly visible. I practiced saying, “Is this your penis?” over and over in my office until I could say it without giggling, and then I called him and his supervisor in.

......and more little man related posts.

Just trying to raise the tone of general.
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