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  • BrilloPad
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    I saw a sign saying "sperm donor clinic - big prick required". I went inside and they said "We are rejecting you. You are a rubbish OO coder. You have composed inheritance and composition".

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Mine can fill a pram.
    But it's not polite if you don't give mum a chance to take the little darling out first.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Mrs sasguru View Post
    I could tell you a thing or two about grand pricks
    Well you don't need to dear. We've all inspected that little soldier.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I was waiting for dim, sas and MF. All will want to boost about the size of their wad.
    Mine can fill a pram.

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  • Mrs sasguru
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Before my surgery, mine used to get rave reviews on the gents' walls at Exeter St. David's.

    Anyone else want to boast or reminisce?
    I could tell you a thing or two about grand pricks

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by oscarose View Post
    <awaiting Zoidy>
    Well Bridgwater is just up the road and he used to come down to Exeter to meet SB. We always thought SB got his moniker because he was Scottish and a poor payer, but one day we saw that it was because he always soiled himself during the act.

    Dear old Change at Exeter St. David's.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Nominate Russell as a great prick
    I was waiting for dim, sas and MF. All will want to boost about the size of their wad.

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  • SimonMac
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    Nominate Russell as a grand prick
    Last edited by SimonMac; 25 March 2012, 18:38.

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  • eek
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  • oscarose
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    <awaiting Zoidy>

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  • northernladyuk
    started a topic Grand Pricks

    Grand Pricks

    Before my surgery, mine used to get rave reviews on the gents' walls at Exeter St. David's.

    Anyone else want to boast or reminisce?

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