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Previously on "Grand Pricks"
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I saw a sign saying "sperm donor clinic - big prick required". I went inside and they said "We are rejecting you. You are a rubbish OO coder. You have composed inheritance and composition".
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But it's not polite if you don't give mum a chance to take the little darling out first.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMine can fill a pram.
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Well you don't need to dear. We've all inspected that little soldier.Originally posted by Mrs sasguru View PostI could tell you a thing or two about grand pricks
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Mine can fill a pram.Originally posted by eek View PostI was waiting for dim, sas and MF. All will want to boost about the size of their wad.
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I could tell you a thing or two about grand pricksOriginally posted by northernladyuk View PostBefore my surgery, mine used to get rave reviews on the gents' walls at Exeter St. David's.
Anyone else want to boast or reminisce?
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Well Bridgwater is just up the road and he used to come down to Exeter to meet SB. We always thought SB got his moniker because he was Scottish and a poor payer, but one day we saw that it was because he always soiled himself during the act.Originally posted by oscarose View Post<awaiting Zoidy>
Dear old Change at Exeter St. David's.
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Grand Pricks
Before my surgery, mine used to get rave reviews on the gents' walls at Exeter St. David's.
Anyone else want to boast or reminisce?Tags: None
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