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Previously on "Life on the bench in my jogging bottoms"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You;re getting on my tits now.
    Not the intention but deeply rewarding anyway.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    30 mile bike ride this afternoon. Pooped now.
    You;re getting on my tits now.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Why are you not at work ?
    Benched. Says so in the thread title.

    HTH

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    30 mile bike ride this afternoon. Pooped now.
    Why are you not at work ?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You told them about your exploits then?
    It was the one about his successful contracts

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    30 mile bike ride this afternoon. Pooped now.



    I just thought about doing a 30 mile bike ride and Pooped

    See, It's the thought that counts

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  • suityou01
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    30 mile bike ride this afternoon. Pooped now.

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  • ctdctd
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    My mum used to make up stories about a Lion which lived in the nearest town - Diss in Norfolk

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Sounds brilliant suity.
    WHS.
    My grandmother could invent wonderful stories. Usually they were about my grandfather (and this is where the magic ends) - she really didn't like him very much.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It's sweet you still have a bedtime.

    Sounds nice apart from the vermin kids.
    Oh you have some too, nice.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Sat with the boys telling tall tales watching the flames and warming ourselved until called in for bedtime.
    It's sweet you still have a bedtime.

    Sounds nice apart from the vermin kids.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Beer garden.
    Then played with the kids in the garden and lit the chiminea (with the boys helping to set the fire).
    Sat with the boys telling tall tales watching the flames and warming ourselved until called in for bedtime.
    Told the boys a further tall story at bedtime about a baby whale called Phillip who was caught by a sea trawler (which I made up on the spot). I love being a Dad.
    You told them about your exploits then?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Beer garden.
    Then played with the kids in the garden and lit the chiminea (with the boys helping to set the fire).
    Sat with the boys telling tall tales watching the flames and warming ourselved until called in for bedtime.
    Told the boys a further tall story at bedtime about a baby whale called Phillip who was caught by a sea trawler (which I made up on the spot). I love being a Dad.
    Sounds brilliant suity.

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  • suityou01
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    Beer garden.
    Then played with the kids in the garden and lit the chiminea (with the boys helping to set the fire).
    Sat with the boys telling tall tales watching the flames and warming ourselved until called in for bedtime.
    Told the boys a further tall story at bedtime about a baby whale called Phillip who was caught by a sea trawler (which I made up on the spot). I love being a Dad.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No thanks, just had one from Mrs. Suity.
    She knows she's not to go direct with existing clients. Thanks for letting me know - I'll get my 50% off her in the morning.

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