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mudskipper replied

20 March 2012, 19:11
She's "only" 54 stone - so she wants to more than double her weight.
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amcdonald replied

20 March 2012, 18:34
I bet she could still make it as a speciality pron star, there's nowt as strange as human sexuality
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suityou01 replied

20 March 2012, 18:01
Originally posted by eek View Post

What size print? If its about MF you are probably missing 99% of the detail.

Each dot, full stop, colon, comma is a microdot on which many megabytes is stored.

A "meekrofilm" reader is needed.
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eek replied

20 March 2012, 15:12
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Really? I've got a couple of sides of A4's worth here

What size print? If its about MF you are probably missing 99% of the detail.
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suityou01 replied

20 March 2012, 15:11
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Presumably you have a whole folder on sascretin then?

It needs a ladder put it that way
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BrilloPad replied

20 March 2012, 15:10
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

About MF

Presumably you have a whole folder on sascretin then?
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suityou01 replied

20 March 2012, 15:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

About you or me?

About MF
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BrilloPad replied

20 March 2012, 14:53
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Really? I've got a couple of sides of A4's worth here

About you or me?
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suityou01 replied

20 March 2012, 14:51
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Its my biggest fault.

Really? I've got a couple of sides of A4's worth here
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BrilloPad replied

20 March 2012, 14:45
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

You're just an old romantic at heart aren't you

Its my biggest fault.
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suityou01 replied

20 March 2012, 14:44
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I hope she dies at 114 stone....

You're just an old romantic at heart aren't you
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original PM replied

20 March 2012, 14:42
Originally posted by doodab View Post

That is revolting.

quite - in reality she should be forced to slim down and stop being so fu<king fat - the only reason she is fat is greed and apathy.

She is a worse roll model than a smoking parent - smoking parents often live perfectly healthy lives until they die from cancer at 55 - she will not even be able to walk her kids to the park and she is 33.

It is an absolute disgrace.
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BrilloPad replied

20 March 2012, 14:39
I hope she dies at 114 stone....
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doodab replied

20 March 2012, 14:15
That is revolting.
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chef replied

20 March 2012, 12:50
Originally posted by eek View Post

If she wants to meet SC for he will probably be in Bridgwater this weekend alongside MF, Sas and Churchie.

Not necessary, I believe she is perfecting her Darth Vader style force grip
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