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Previously on "Have you ever fainted?"
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Not exacty fainting, but I've been knocked unconscious twice...once by a wine bottle around my head
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Not fainted myself but in the many years I've used the tube for commuting I've seen at least 5 people faint. Last week was a record though as I saw 2 fainters and on both occassions they were standing next to me(must wash more
) and just fell on to me, made good use of my cub scout training putting them in to recovery position, checking tounge etc
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Angle grinder? I thought they were much safer than, say, circular saws.
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Yes - faint at sight of own blood these days - have to look away. Most recent was washing out a gash in my hand from falling over outside and next thing was lying on floor with her indoors shouting at me to wake up.
I concur with folk on here - it was really quite pleasant.
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Yes, after a couple of pints literally laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath. Next thing I know I'm on the carpet.
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Once, when I was about 7, in a lift in Harrods. My mother used to send me off to the pet department to amuse myself while she was shopping, and one day I was in the lift heading up there, when the doors opened and this grand old dame breezed in like a galleon in full sail and a waft of Chanel No 5 so strong it was overpowering, literally in my case.
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When I was about 13 there was a fad in our school.
Ten quick squats, then someone put their arms under yours and around the chest, then spin you arouns a dozen times or so, so all the blood would rush from the head.
Then they would stand you on your feet and give you a gentle push.
It was a sure fire way to give someone a fainting spell
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Only once for me, after giving blood for the first time.
I couldn't wait for the nice cup of tea and biscuit and swanned straight over to get them. A minute or so later I'd gone.
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Only once when I had one of those very nasty 24-hour bugs at school. Was feeling almost fine one minute, then suddenly I was lying on my back under the person behind's desk with sick in my hair (must have described a nice arc as I fell) and everyone screaming
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The uniform makes it too hot for them. They should ware frilly skirts like the Greeks.Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
They all look as if they on the verge of falling over backwards; their toes don't touch the ground. Poke the one in front with a finger and the whole lot would probably come tumbling down.
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A few times. Actually quite a pleasant feeling. Until you come round and your head hurts.
Sudden pain seems to knock me out. Most recently was having hit my funny bone on a door handle. Time before was when I cricked my neck reversing the car.
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